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My life is just great! I hope you caught the sarcasm in that statement. My life is actually going to shit right now. During my second breakdown of the evening, bare in mind I have only been home around half an hour, I decide to capture the exact point in time I fall into a million pieces.
I reach for my phone and open snapchat, taking a picture of me in the dark fresh tears rolling down my face holding up a peace sign. Just because I am crying my eyes out doesn't mean I can't look cute doing it. So I delete the picture and retake it with a heart filter.
Satisfied with my newest breakdown photo I save it and head to instagram. I click on the plus button and select the photo, captioning it; God isn't it so great that my life is falling apart!! Its so fun!1!1! Ned is ignoring me for whatever reason and May is stressing me tf out and my goddamn internship is going to actual fucking shit everyone hates me and that's fine!!!!! Fuck me I guess! I'm going to die alone :-))))
I slam on the post button and click my phone of. Within minutes my phone is blowing up with texts, likes and reposts. I turn my phone back on and turn pale. My eyes are drawn to the profile picture next to my depression post. Instead of the dorky photo of Ned and I at Washington DC, I see me in my spidey suit holding up a peace sign.
"Fuck!" I yell and scroll though the comments.
guyinthechair: Dude I'm not ignoring you I lost my voice. And you just told the world your secret identity.
flashisthebest: I am so conflicted
flashisthebest: Ya know what fuck it PETER YOUR ARE SPIDERMAN NOONE COULD HATE YOU I AM SORRY FOR MY YEARS OF BULLYING YOU ARE THE BEST
noobmaster69: Dude same. We can fail at life together
spideyfangirl24: Spidey do be cute tho
TonyMFinStark: Kid you do realise what you have just done. Also I AM COMING OVER WITH COOKIES AND A FILM. YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO CRY.
reply to TonyMFinStark by guyinthechair: I am joining!!!
theofficialspiderman: ummmmm. well I guess you can unfollow me now. It was fun whilst it lasted
mjisqween: Peter your a dork but I love you, don't be sad
spideyfan4life: Noooooooo dont cryyyyyyyy we love youuuuuuuuu <3
More tears came to my eyes as I scroll through the endless comments, some of which make me laugh so hard that I actually reply to them.
As expected Tony and Ned show up at my door bearing gifts of blankets, Chinese food, cookies and all the starwars films. I silence my phone and watch the movies, trying to put the thought of inevitable reports out of my mind.
The next morning was filled with press and reading article after article on 'Spiderman's interesting reveal'.
I have to say, this is a very Peter Parker way of telling everyone.
I'm an idiot.
But it apparently I'm a lovable idiot.
What more can I ask for?
such a peter way of telling the world. If Mysterio didn't do what he did, this would definitely be how everyone found out.
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Spiderman One-shots 🕸️
FanficSpider man is by far my favourite mcu character. So i am dedicating a book to Spider man themed one shots. I will have a brief summary of the story at the start. There may be stories with multiple parts! Always open for suggestions or prompts, all h...
