Spiderman One-shots 🕸️

Night out

Prompt is above

21 year old Peter Parker. Night out with the original six avengers for his birthday.

This is gonna be a short short one, sorry.

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"Dad seriously I can drive myself there. I don't need a chaperone anymore!" Peter whined, not helping his argument. Tony rolled his eyes but handed the keys to his son anyhow. Natasha, Bruce, Steve and Tony piled into the back seats of the car, miraculously. Thor sat in the passenger seat and Clint just squatted in the trunk. 

They made it to the bar with very few injuries, although Peter did make a very sharp left turn at one point resulting in Steve being elbowed in the face by a giggling Natasha.

The group headed into the bar, Peter giddy with excitement. This wasn't his first time in a bar, but it was his first time legally getting drunk at a bar. Peter went straight to the bar, ignoring the giggling adults behind him.

"hey can I get an espresso martini please." The bartender looked at Peter and raised his eyebrow. The avengers giggles were full on laughing fits now, but Peter tried to tune them out.

"Sorry kid, we don't serve minors."

Peter stared at him open mouthed. He wasn't going to lie, he was slightly offended.

"Excuse you I am 21 years old!" Peter yelled. Tony dragged his son away before anything else could be said.

"Sorry Pete. Guess you will just have to wait till later." Tony said with a smirk. He wasn't sorry at all. In fact he had told the bar not to serve Peter. He didn't want a drunk Spiderman on the loose.

Peter pouted and went to sit at a booth. Steve and Bruce joined him, not particularly keen on going to the dance floor. Thor was sat at the bar, chugging beers as per usual. Tony was doubled over laughing at Clint and Natasha having a dance off. How the three of them were already drunk no one knew. They did seem slightly tipsy in the car. 

Whilst his father was preoccupied being, well, piss drunk, Peter saw his chance. He slipped away from Steve and Bruce and headed to Thor.

"Hi Thor. I was wondering if you could get me some shots." He asked innocently.

"Well of course young stark. I will gladly do so." Thor boomed, summoning the bartender with a wave of his hand. The bartender looked weary, but fulfilled Thor's request because he is Thor and no one would dare deny him alcohol.

"Thank you Thor!" Peter downed all ten shots Thor had got and felt the effects instantly. His senses went into overdrive. After five minutes he was quite literally bouncing of the walls. Tony very quickly escorted him out of the bar, remarkably strong for someone so wasted.

"Well I see Peter has taken after you Tony!" Bruce remarked at the buzzing Peter in Tony's arms. Tony gave a very fake laugh then told Friday to call Happy. Much to Clint and Natasha's protest the group piled into the car and headed back to the tower.

The night should have ended there.

But lets just say drunk Peter is persuasive. Very, very persuasive.

Just a fun little au. Drunk peter is fun peter! The prompt is absolutely hilarious, poor Tom! But that was so in character I couldn't resist