Peter is a dork. That's it. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk!
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Peter walked into the kitchen happily and went straight to the fridge. He gasped with pure joy when he saw the small carton of chocolate milk sitting centre stage. Peter grabbed it, along with a rainbow straw, and sat at the island slurping happily at the chocolatey goodness.
It had just the right amount of flavouring, and the best creamy sensation Peter had ever tasted. Whilst he drank he finished off some homework due first period in a happy daze.
His alarm beeped, alerting him it was time to go to school. He sighed and hurriedly finished the rest of his milk. The homework was carelessly folded and stuffed in his new backpack: second one that week and it was only Tuesday.
He stuffed his spidey suit in next to the now crumpled homework, ready for his after school patrol and hurried out to the elevator. Happy was outside waiting for him, impatient as always. They did their normal Peter-does-all-the-talking-and-happy-pretends-like-he-isn't-listening routine the entire way to Peter's school.
Peter said a quick goodbye and hurried into school just as the bell rang.
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"Look as much fun as this is, can we wrap this up I think I had some dodgy chocolate milk this morning." Peter grumbled as he flung a mugger into a brick wall of an alley. The mugger landed on the floor with a thud, quickly webbed up by the hero. Peter wrote a quick note, then lugged the man to the police station, webbing him yet again to a lamppost.
He then swung back to the tower, feeling a little nauseous. Peter launched through the open window of the common room, scaring the life out of a previously sleeping Tony. Peter ripped the mask of and flopped onto the couch, ignoring the sharp pain in his stomach as he did so.
"Mr Stark, I think I'm lactose intolerant." Peter said completely out of the blue.
Tony looked at him curiously. "Why is tha- oh sweet lord!"
"Yeah I know, it sucks. I had some chocolate milk this morning and have been feeling a little off all day." Peter said with a small frown at the idea of never having chocolate milk again.
"PETER THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR STOMACH!" Tony screamed, rushing over to Peter whilst simultaneously telling Friday to prep the med bay.
"Oh yeah. I forgot about that." Peter said, looking down at his stomach completely unfazed. "Anyway about the chocolate milk..."
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FanfictionSpider man is by far my favourite mcu character. So i am dedicating a book to Spider man themed one shots. I will have a brief summary of the story at the start. There may be stories with multiple parts! Always open for suggestions or prompts, all h...
