Spiderman One-shots 🕸️

Murder is bad

Guess what...another field trip au! Such a surprise I know. I am obsessed with these a little too much

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Peter's POV:

Why the history department is hosting a field trip to Stark Towers I will never know. Perhaps it is to do with the walking history book living down the hall from me.

Anyway I find myself in the car with Uncle Happy holding a slip of paper for my guardian to sign. My family will make my life a living hell if they find out about it, even though Dad probably already knows because he owns the bloody building. 

Oh. My. God. He did this! He has been acting sus all week and this is why! I swear to god I am going to-

"Kid you okay you have gone uncharacteristically quiet." Happy's voice pipes up from the front seat.

"Oh yeah yeah I'm good. Just thinking." Plotting my dad's death but you know details.

"Okay...well we are here so anytime you want to get out the car." I chuckle slightly and gather my stuff. We head into the tower and take the private elevator to the penthouse. Happy gets of the floor below, heading to his room I assume. Great, leaves me a little more time to plan the unfortunate demise of one Tony Stark.

'Peter your heart rate has elevated dramatically. Are you in need of assistance.'

"All good Fri, thanks for asking." That AI is too pure I swear.

The elevator slides open and I see Dad sitting at the island, coffee in hand and completely unaware of my presence. Good. I silently press up against the wall and crawl up onto the ceiling. I shoot two webs and yank my father up so he is dangling.

"What the ever loving fuck Peter!" Dad yells, flailing his legs like a mad man.

"That's what you get for approving a field trip for my class." I say completely calm, but internally dying of laughter at his face. Dad stops and looks at me quizzically.

"I didn't approve that what on earth are you talking about?" I hold up the slip and he reads it, still very confused. At that moment Uncle Clint and Aunt Natasha waltz in and burst out laughing.

"I told you his reaction would be priceless." Clint says through laughs. Natasha is smirking wickedly and in that moment I knew I had fucked up.

"Oops sorry Dad it looks like I webbed the wrong person." Before they could react Nat and Clint were on the ceiling next to Dad, still in fits of laughter. Dad however looked pissed.

"Did you really hack into my company just to prank my kid?" Clint nodded proudly and received a kick in the shins from both dangling adults. I walk away shaking my head. I hear the protests and turn my head ever so slightly.

"They will dissolve in two hours. You deserve this." I shout and run to my room, laughing at the string of Russian curses.

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I probably should have let Dad down because he has no intention of cancelling the trip. Damn you Uncle Clint, why did I ever start that prank war? Ned is bouncing on the bus seat next to me, every five minutes babbling about how excited he is to meet the avengers. I roll my eyes every time because he has met them all before. He is my best friend, how could he not meet them.

The occasional ball of paper is thrown at me by Flash, like I give a flying fuck. But it seems to bring him a shred of joy so I make no attempt to stop him. I'm that nice.

"Dude relax you will be fine." Ned says with an elbow to the ribs.

"Really? My entire family will be there waiting to embarrass me Ned." I moan turning up my music to block out the endless real of positivity coming from my best friend. Am I not allowed to be miserable? About five minutes later I am shaken so hard I almost fall of my seat. I look up to see that Ned and I are the only ones left on the bus.