Spiderman One-shots 🕸️

Family dispute

Civil war, stony au

Thank you to katevv908 for the prompt!

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Arrows, bullets and laser beams shot through the air at lightspeed, hitting anything and everything that stood in its path.

The 'civil conversation' had turned into an all out brawl in an random airport in Germany. Peter sort of just stood to the side watching his family fall apart in dismay.

All over a damn piece of paper. 'F you U.S Government and your stupid accords.' Peter thought to himself as he silently cried.

He never thought he would witness this. Clint and Natasha full out fighting, Wanda going full Scarlet Witch on her own family flinging cars at the 'opposing' team.

After five more minutes Peter decided enough is enough. The had lined up, preparing to run. Peter waited until the first person charged before swinging into the centre and sitting cross-legged on the floor.

When I say everyone stopped instantly I mean you could literally see skid marks on the floor from the sudden halt.

"Peter what the hell!?" Tony yelled at his son, flipping his mask open.

"Whilst this fight is super important and all I have math homework due tomorrow and I could really use some quiet." Peter said, webbing his backpack and pulling it over to him. He pulled out two pads of paper and a booklet and began doing his homework in the middle of the battlefield.

Normally Peter wouldn't be so pretty but this was just ridiculous. Hopefully his little display will show that.

Peter underestimated his family's determination. They simple moved to the other side of the airport and carried on fighting.

Peter, the sassy bitch he is, waltzed through the fight and sat between his two dad's, purposely making it so they can't reach eachother.

Natasha and Clint had ceased their fight and watched the chaos unfold from the sidelines. Sam, Bucky, Wanda and Scott were very confused, as were Rhodey and T'Challa. Vision was with Peter on this one but decided to leave the protesting to the young spiderling.

"Peter move." Steve demanded, glaring at his husband.

"Don't you see how ridiculous you are being. Everyone else sees it, they just want to please you. So stop the damn fighting and settle it like mother fucking adults." Peter yelled, throwing his homework an impressive distance.

Tony sighed and lifted his mask once more.

"I thought you said that was due tomorrow? Let's go home and finish it."

Just like that the entire group was on a Quinn Jet on their way back to the compound, talking as if nothing had happened.

Peter really had a way of making people do what he wants. It's quite impressive actually.

Now he just has to sit back and relax as the others make him cookies, do his homework and all round treat him as a prince to make up for the fight.

Oh how he loves being the peacemaker of the family!

Ngl I struggled with this but I don't think it turned out to bad...right? Idk man 😂