Spiderman One-shots 🕸️

Field trip to Stark Towers

Don't worry I will be carrying on with the previous story. An idea came to mind and I just have to write it!

Tw// abuse and assult, profanity

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Great! Another surprise field trips that isn't really that much of a surprise because my family were acting really Sus at breakfast. I know by the route we are taking that we are heading to Stark Towers.

Ned is bouncing in his seat barely able to contain his excitement. MJ has her nose in a book, as usual and looks bored, again as usual.

Flash was throwing random things at my head, laughing with his goons about how I am going to be 'sooooooo embarrassed.'

As if! I am Peter flipping Stark. The only person who embarrasses me is me!

Not even my chaotic family, although they try their best. Dad and Clint spend most of their time trying to prank me, but I always get them back. Every. Single. Time.

I smile at the memory of Clint and Dad drenched in water, with hot pink glitter covering their super suits. My nostalgic smile bought me some weird stares from my peers, but I ignore them. I think I deserve a little smile today, you know having to tour my home and all.

This is going to be fun!

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So fun! Can you hear the sarcasm? Good.

We have been through the intern labs, round the museum and are now sat in the canteen. Flash has been on me ever since security, where Friday announced me in a very humanoid way compared to the other students. Oh and she also mentioned I was level ten...everyone else is level one. Huge slip up there but oh well.

Speaking of the devil, Flash is trying to sneak up behind me with a full glass of water. What an idiot.

"I wouldn't do that Flash. Turn around and walk your ass back to your table." For once Flash doesn't argue back, clearing sensing the annoyance in my voice.

Ned and MJ stare at me wide eyed, but I shrug it of. I'm not in the mood for people today.

"Peter!!" What did I just say?

I spun round and see Uncle Thor and Uncle Loki enter the canteen. Loki looks considerably miserable surrounded by midgardians. Thor looks like an excited puppy.

Forgetting where I am I run up to them and hug them both, surprisingly getting a hug back from Loki.

"I thought you guys would be in Asgard for a while longer."

"Wow are you not happy to see us Peter?" Loki asks with a smirk. I punch his shoulder lightly and return his smirk.

The students around us are silent. It looks as if their jaws had completely unhinged. It was quite amusing actually. Then Flash just had to ruin it.

"Did Penis just punch Loki?" He yelled, catching the attention of both god's. I sigh knowing what was about to happen but not really wanting to do anything about it.

Luckily I didn't have to as the tour guide stepped in. "Alright it's time to be moving on." She quickly usher's everyone out the room, Flash being swept away by the crowd. I give Loki an apologetic smile knowing how much he probably wanted to kill Flash.

To be honest so do I.

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Honestly the ground can just swallow me up now.

I know I said I don't get embarrassed, but I would like to retract that statement. We walk into the conference room and every - I mean EVERY - avenger is sat on chairs at the front of the room.

When they see me they wave innocently. It takes everything I have not to flip them off Infront of my classmates.

I force Ned and MJ to sit at the back with me, wishing this day would just end already.

Of course it had to get worse. Flash asked the first question.

"I have a question for Me Stark. Do you hire highschoolers to work as interns here?"

"No." Was all he said. That's all flash needed. He turned around,glared at me and yelled, "I KNEW YOU WERE LYING PENIS PARKER."

Suddenly something in me snaps and I am in front of the bully in an instant.

"It's Peter Stark to you. You know all these years I have let you punch me and call me names. But I am fucking sick of your pathetic little games. I am not lying because I do work here. In fact I own a quarter of the god damn company. I have more access in this building that Captain fucking America, and enough money to sue you for everything you are worth, which now I think about it isn't that much. Don't speak to me again unless you want a fist in your face you understand?"

Even after my rant Flash had the audacity to swing at me. I roll my eyes, dodge the punch and kick Flash's leg out. I pin him on the floor and raise my fist.

"Do you understand?" Flash's whimpers are enough of an answer. I get off his and return to my seat as if that didn't just happen.

The entire room is silent. Like dead silent.

"Carry on." I say with a wave of my hand, sinking into my chair smiling. Dad is the first to shake out of his daze and shoots me a proud look.

"Right. Any more questions?"

BADASS PETER PARKER IS MY FAVOURITE PETER TO WRITE!