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boujeebabe

cam

i need your fuckin help cunt

goodguyfitz

if this is because you need somebody to change the lightbulbs buy a fuckin stepstool short cunt

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boujeebabe

no

i'm pregnant

and i gotta tell eric somehow

and i don't really know how-

goodguyfitz

it's his right?

boujeebabe

cAM

of course it fuckin is, i might be horny but i aint a slut 

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faggot

help me

goodguyfitz

well first of all congrats

and second

just tell him, i guess

he'll be happy to know :)

boujeebabe

y'see

i would believe you

but guess who recently bought himself a nice new gadget that requires extreme caution and care??

and is super fuckin expensive

a kid is the last thing he needs rn

goodguyfitz

quinn

he stopped smoking weed all the time when you two were planning the wedding, don't you think he'd do the same for you two when you're pregnant?

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boujeebabe

hhh

if this doesn't work, i'm cutting your dick off

goodguyfitz

:) love you too mrs. matthews

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only a few chapters left! still, read con-man <3

stay safe, hydrated, and loved <3

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