Shirazaki Yamada in Hololive

Prolouge

She was the whole package that any boy could dream of from a girl.

Angelic voice, excellent cooking, kind, friendly, cute, everything. The Ideal girl that came to life.

Every boy confessed to her the moment she enrolled to the school on her 2nd year.

She rejected everybody, but the boys didn't have the word "surrender" in their vocabulary.

They tried again and again, and the more they tried again, the crazier their confessions became.

One day, she was literally assaulted by two guys.

"Y-Yamete-kudasai-i" Sora struggled.

"Shh, be quiet, or else somebody will hear. Hehehehe." The fat guy said, licking her neck.

"Hehehe, finally, we can now be together, Sora-san!" The guy with chipmunk teeth said.

It kept going for a couple of seconds, until....

"Hey, you bastards!" A guy with brown hair, and dark brown eyes said. That guy is me. I started walking towards them.

"Kuso. Who the hell are you? Scumbag!" The fat guy let go of Sora.

"Y-Yamada!" Sora ran as fast as she could to me, and then hugged me.

"There, there. Everything is fine now. OI!You bastards better apologize to her!"

"As if we could." The fat guy cracked his neck.

"You'll get what you deserve, scumbag!" The chipmunk guy punched me in the face, but I dodged quickly.

"Heh, try and attack me. The teachers will come here soon."

"Hah, they don't know our names. No one will be able to hear of this."

"Oh, but I do. You're Sito, and that fat fuck is Rito. You two are brothers judging from the faces and the glasses, correct?" I said with a straight face.

"Teme!!!!" The fat guy punched me to the ground.

"YAMADA!!!" Sora screamed on the top of her lungs, I guess that'll make the teachers work a bit easier. Oh yeah, I just remembered that I also told the disciplinary committee about this shit.

"Now, Sora, succumb to us, and let us defile your innocence!" The fat guy said, with a disgusting tongue motion.

"No....NO!!!!" Sora screamed again.

"Oi! You two there!" Our homeroom teacher shouted.

"Kuso, Miss Rin is here. Let's run Sito!" They both went the opposite direction.

"I don't think you two are going anywhere." The leader of the disciplinary committee said.

"S-Shit! Go back-Eh?!" Sito said.

"Heh, checkmate, boys." I said while cornering them.

The disciplinary committee brought the four of us to the principal's office.

"So, explain what happened, everybody."

"This man here assaulted the maiden of our school, Sora!" Sito said.

"Oh? But I remember that you two were attempting to assault her. Matter of fact, your DNA is on her."

"Huh? What do you mean DNA?"

"Her neck has your saliva on it."

"Heh, who the hell would smell anybody's neck?"

"That's true, that would be strange if somebody smelled her neck, plus, you wouldn't even know who's saliva it was, and I'm pretty sure the saliva has dried out because of the air."