Y & J: DDU-HI!!!! WE'RE BACK!!
J: seriously, if you're going to use the nickname i gave as a permanent greeting, then should i get sponsorship money for that?
Y: dude, the purpose of this entire episode is literally to sponsor you.
J: oh, true.
Y: are you broke or what?
J: ...it just feels better getting paid you know.
Y: that coming from a millionaire, how irrelevant.
Y: don't worry, i'll give you pocket money more often then.
J: don't make me sound pathetic.
Y: but you are.
J: whatever.
J: you see why i'm here to promote myself as your boyfriend? cuz you can't treat me like one.
Y: i don't do this to anyone else tho. can't you see yourself being special?
J: sometimes barely.
[staff: guys...are we arguing already?]
Y: don't worry, this is like our morning kiss.
J: yea, bittersweet morning kisses.
Y: anyways, before going into the first section, shall we strike a pose for my channel?
J: what do you mean?
Y: you know, like 'Yerihan Bang! Like~ Subscribe~ Hit the notifications~!'
J: that coming from a top influencer, how unnecessary.
Y: stop stealing my lines. you're so not original.
J: i'm your original boyfriend, that's enough for me.
Y: geez, i forgot you're damn smooth instead.
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back off, sns 2 | bts & rv
Fanfictionstill that bunch of rich people hooking up with each other on social media. [sequel of 'back off, SNS']