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let's put an end to this.

sooyoung: put an end to what, miss author-nim? you clickbait mother fucker.

berry: ahem w-what clickbait? ahem i don't know w-what you're talking about, soongie-ssi.

namjoon/sooyoung: yah only i/one person can call her/me with that nickname!

namjoon: awwww soongie?! i didn't know you see me that way!!

sooyoung: whichever way you're referring to must lead to hell.

namjoon: that's fine, hell is hot because you're there.

sooyoung: does your brain ever stop working?

namjoon: whenever i'm with you indeed.

sooyoung: y-you.....author-nim could you somehow make this guy less smoothie and more human please?

berry: have you been hanging out with seokjin quite unnecessarily often? 

berry: and no. you two keep making out so my book could have more views.

namjoon: clout chaser m*ther f*cker.

berry: EVEN YOU TOO, NAMJOON?? AND BLEEPING DOESN'T MAKE YOU SOUND ANY NICER YOU KNOW!

sooyoung: he's no longer that 'namjoon', isn't he? it's your idea anyway.

berry: oh yeah, i forgot i'm supposed to be here for an important announcement.

namjoon: it's 'we', author-nim. actually it's mainly me and soongie, you're just here for...i don't know, decoration?

berry: did you just ask an author why she writes?

berry: i'm here so you could talk, you charming bitch.

sooyoung: the 'charming' was disgustingly irrelevant. 

berry: sorry, can't help it.

namjoon: then shall i just get straight to the point? 

berry: the stage is yours.

namjoon: first up, greetings to our readers here. great to see you again, we hope things are going well.

namjoon: i bet everyone is already aware of Joy's dating news, and i'm also sure there have been some sort of tingle in your chests ever since. we get it, because these mixed feelings are running through our minds and hearts as well.

namjoon: that said, everyone certainly understands it's not that we aren't being supportive of her dating life or having aversion to Crush whatsoever. it's just...we need time to adjust, to adapt, right?

sooyoung: exactly, the reveal was unexpected that Joy herself feels guilty for not being able to give Reveluv a proper notice, yet it's not something about which she can do. thus at its roots it's never her fault, and we'd never blame her either.