Y: i say "ddu", you say "hi", got it?
J: this is so lame...
Y: you're lame! it's the dj spirit!
J: aren't you a beauty guru??
Y: humans are flexible, duh.
J: freaking lame.
Y: are you doing it or not?
J: what do i get from doing it then?
Y: well you could save us some time.
J: i mean physically.
Y: maybe a punch.
J: objection.
Y: a punch with my lips.
J: okay let's say that as many as you want.
Y: *ssh*le.
J: now you're the one wasting time.
Y: fine fine.
Y: here i go, DDU-
J: HI!!!
Y: can't hear ya! DDU-
J: HI!!!
Y: one more time! DDU-
J: HIIIII!!! goddamn it.
J & Y: HELLO AGAIN!!!!
J: i hate you.
Y: love you too.
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back off, sns 2 | bts & rv
Fanficstill that bunch of rich people hooking up with each other on social media. [sequel of 'back off, SNS']