Crazy Life

Chapter 5

Some things are best to never question, for example the fact Vegeta's father had accidently taken Goten to a furry convention or the fact Vegeta had set up an air bag in the hotel bathroom and was waiting ever so patiently for his husband to head into the bathroom to use the toilet.

Just when Vegeta assumed his life wouldn't get any more insane, he was always proven wrong some way or another. He has started to embrace it more accepting since the day he met his husband, life was never going to be as normal as he had hoped it to be.

Whilst everyone was finishing their breakfast in the hotel restaurant, Vegeta had excused himself to set up his trap in the bathroom. He had overheard a group of teens plotting a prank on their friend using an airbag and seen a plastic bag containing said airbag. Ensuring his family were still preoccupied eating their breakfast, he had handed the teens some cash in exchange for the air bag which of course the teens were not going to decline a large lump sum of money from a stranger — that would be stupid.

It didn't take long to install the trap, all Vegeta had to do was sit and wait for his darling husband to return and use the toilet.

Twenty minutes later Goku ambled into the room with Goten, he smiled over at Vegeta who was sitting on the foot of the bed with a widened grin. He cocked his head to the side at this for Vegeta wasn't usually a morning person, only time he would have such a grin would be after they had morning sex which unfortunately they didn't have this morning.

"You okay babe?" Goku asked as he approached him and planted a delicate kiss on his forehead.

Vegeta gulped for guilt was starting to creep in, his charming husband had no idea what he had done. Then again... the bastard had ruined his alone time in the bath, fuck it.. he deserves this.

"I'm good, not looking forward to this safari mind you," Vegeta groaned, since he was a child he found animals had a dislike to him as such he shared mutual feelings towards them. He was also not looking forward to spending the day with his father and whoever the person was keeping his father's dick wet. He shuddered at such a thought, why was he even thinking that?

Goku smiled and cupped the side of Vegeta's face with his hand, "it's just for a few hours and then after-" he leaned in and brushed his lips against Vegeta's "we can maybe fit in some alone time."

The couple grinned as they started to kiss while Goten tilted his head to the side and blinked at them before something caught the corner of his eye and walked off to investigate what it was.

Vegeta moaned into the kiss, their tongues brushed against each other between their parted lips. Oh, how he may not get sex later once Goku finds out about the airbag on the toilet...or perhaps it may end up with angry sex... perfect.

Their kiss broke as Goku leaned back smiling at Vegeta, "I'll check if everyone else is ready, first I got to uh-"

"Use the bathroom?" Vegeta finished Goku's sentence with a mischievous glint in his eye.

Goku gave a curt nod in response before he rushed into the bathroom.

Brilliant, absolutely perfect this was going to be hilarious. Sure, Vegeta will have to deal with a pissed off husband all day but it was so going to be worth it. That'll teach him to not create a stink bomb whenever Vegeta tries to bathe in peace. Vegeta's wicked thoughts were disturbed by a buzzing sound in the background. The fuckery was that sound? He puzzled himself as he slowly glanced around the room.

"Daddy look!" Goten beamed waving a purple vibrator in the air.

Vegeta's eyes transfixed on the vibrating toy that was clasped in his son's hand, oh shit. He lunged forward and quickly snatched the toy off Goten, "That's not a toy, here- I have packed some of your own toys to play with," he said as he frantically searched through Goten's bag for one of the soft toys he had packed for him. All while trying to listen out for his evil trap to set off in the bathroom, Ah parenting can be such a challenge.

"Give it back!" Goten stomped his foot and reached his hands out in poor attempts to snatch the vibrator off Vegeta.

Vegeta glanced at the vibrator still vibrating away in his hand, why was he still holding it? still listening out for his devilish prank to go off he turned the toy off and placed it out of Goten's reach. "Here-" he pulled out a giraffe toy from Goten's bag and handed it to him, ah finally a problem diverted.Goten frowned at the giraffe then sighed, it wasn't a vibrating purple snake but it'll have to do.

When Goku finally walked out the bathroom with no look of discomfort, nor even an explosion had been heard or seen. Vegeta gaped at him and blinked in bewilderment, just what kind of bullfuckery was this? Why hadn't his trap worked?

"I'm going to check if everyone is ready," Goku smiled and left the room.

"How the—" Vegeta remained slack jawed for a few seconds, trying to process what he had just witnessed.That was a genius prank and for some reason it hadn't worked. While Goten was happily playing with his giraffe toy, Vegeta sauntered into the bathroom to investigate.

Studying the airbag still intact under the toilet seat, Vegeta tapped his fingers against his lips. Just what went wrong for it to not go off? Perhaps those bastard teens tricked him, which knowing his luck is more than likely what has happened. Vegeta clicked his tongue and balled his fists, there goes his devious plan to get payback on his husband. In rage he kicked the toilet seat...

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Ten minutes later one of the hotel's scrawny Male cleaners entered the room, Vegeta had Goten in his arms as he directed the cleaner straight to the bathroom.

The cleaner nervously followed after straightening his name badge that showed his name 'Larry'. The stench was the first thing that hit his nostrils before he gasped at the horror in front of him. The toilet was pumping up a fountain of water, the ceiling, the walls, the floor was painted brown. Larry trembled as he glanced down at his small mop bucket and disinfectant, then looked back at Vegeta who had a vacant expression with Goten in his arms doing the same look.

"Oh my god!" The cleaner's voice broke at the glanced up at the ceiling, "How did... what the... why?!"

"Think you can get this fixed and cleaned up before we return?" Vegeta asked him as he stuck his nose up at the mess, honestly hotel bathrooms these days.

"W-what happened?!"

"Well... I placed an airbag on the toilet and-"

"Why would you do that, what is wrong with you?"

Vegeta scoffed at the scrawny man, the nerve this guy has. He'll ensure to leave a one star review with the comment 'blame it on Larry, that guys a judgmental bastard.'

"What is wrong with me?! I did it to teach my husband a lesson as he ruined my moment of bathing in peace!" Vegeta exclaimed at him with Goten waving his finger and shaking his head at Larry the judgmental cleaner.

"Why didn't you just lock the door?" Larry questioned whilst digging his fingers into his scalp.

Vegeta exchanged a look with Goten,even though the kid was only three it was apparent that he thought this guy was a douche as well. Vegeta pursed his lips and glanced back at the horrified cleaner, "Hm, does the door lock both sides?"

"Yes," Larry sighed and started to put on rubber gloves.

Vegeta grinned and strolled out of the bathroom and closed the door, Goten waved a screwdriver at him, damn kid has the similar idea as him... genius!

"I'm not going to ask how you found this, but thank you," he chuckled and grabbed the screwdriver from Goten before placing Goten down. Goten watched in amusement of his father removing the handles and turning the lock from the outside. "That'll teach him for getting smug with me and telling me to lock the door." Vegeta let out a small chuckle and placed the screwdriver aside.

Larry hadn't noticed for he was busy filling the mop bucket whilst letting out small whimpers. Goten smiled at his father and gave him a thumbs up for his handy work.

Goku opened the front door oblivious to the current shit situation in the bathroom. He smiled seeing Vegeta and Goten laughing together, it warmed his heart seeing just how caring his husband is. "Alright babe you ready?"

"I suppose," Vegeta let out an exasperated sigh and grabbed Goten's bag, before he followed Goku out with Goten to meet up with everyone else.

There was a tapping and some rattling sounds coming from the bathroom, not that the couple had noticed as Larry cried out, "Oh my god, I'm locked inside this bathroom... heeeeelp!"