Chapter 6

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On their way to the safari, Vegeta groaned, leaning his head against the window. There he was sitting in the car with his husband and kids who were all so enthusiastic about this day trip than he was.Not that he shunned investing time with his family, he just didn't do zoos or safari or places crowded with people in that matter. He really just tolerated these things. Suppose it could be worse... he could be Larry locked in the hotel bathroom. Oh, that thought alone caused him to smirk to himself.

They parked up by the safari entrance, Vegeta glimpsed over at the sign and scrunched his face up at the cartoon pictures of the ever so happy looking animals. Why did the place try to make it look like a lion would joyfully do the conga with a zebra and a giraffe and not rip its guts out at any chance they had? What kind of phony bullfuckery story were they trying to teach kids?

Goku looked over at Vegeta and let out a light chuckle, the look of revolt set thickly on his husband's face was adorable. He placed a hand on Vegeta's lap and smiled, "Now Vegeta I know you don't like going to places like this-"

"Look Kakarot, animals hate me and I don't like them, let's just move on from this." Vegeta huffed and folded his arms all while retaining his glare on the fictional animals on the sign. If he does not see the animals performing a conga as illustrated on the sign, he will sue for false advertisement.

"Well at least try to show some interest for Goten," Goku said and glanced over at Goten smiling back at him.

"I wan' a purple snake," Goten demanded.

Goku scrunched his brows and rubbed the back of his neck then let out a titter, "Oh I'm not sure if there's such thing as-"

"Actually there is one called amblyodipsas also known as purple glossed snakes," Gohan chimed in and smiled at his little brother.

Goku blinked in astonishment at this then shrugged, "Huh, wonder if he's been watching documentaries at your grandparents then?"

"I want the one daddy has!" Goten beamed, reaching his arms out towards his father who glanced back at him slack jawed.

"What's he talking about?" Goku knitted his brows together and looked over at Vegeta's crimson face, "Vegeta?"

"I can't say," he sunk down in his seat avoiding his husband's glance, he should have really had that thing hidden -- now his three year old is going to tell everyone how his dads have a purple vibrating snake.

No further words needed to be said as realisation hit Gohan like a slap across the face, the way his father reacted was a dead give away. "Oh my god dads," Gohan whined and buried his face in his hands.

"Oh... I didn't know you packed that one?" Goku raised his eyebrows suggestively at Vegeta with a mischievous glint in his eye.

Vegeta let out a grunt and started to get out of the car as he saw his father and brother heading towards them with a woman following behind."Let's just stop the discussion here and act like a normal family as here comes my father with his-" he paused with a vacant stare.

"Girlfriend?" Goku glanced over at Vegeta as he helped their children out the back seats of the car. "Vegeta?" he waved his hand in front of Vegeta's face.

"I got this dad," Gohan sighed and clicked his fingers in front of his father to awaken him from his trance, before he lifted Goten from his seat.

Vegeta Snr approached the perfectly normal family with a blue-haired woman and Tarble either side of him, "Hey everyone I want you to meet Marron," he smiled and held the woman's hand.

While everyone was introducing themselves to Marron, Goku and Vegeta cocked their heads to the side glancing at her... she looked rather familiar to them, like someone they know but they couldn't quite put their finger on it. Gohan shook his head at his parents and chuckled. Never a dull moment with the pair.

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