Crazy Life

Chapter 20 - Christmas eve

Vegeta groaned to himself as he made his way to the en-suite bathroom. He was not in the best of moods from not having a decent sleep thanks to his darling husband kicking him in the back, to panicking about Christmas. If it wasn't for his kids he wouldn't put himself through the torture of decorating the place, let alone catering for the family. Usually they'd all go to Bardock's but this year since they had Goten for the full Christmas Day, Vegeta decided to have everyone over his — that included Chichi coming over later on the day to have dinner with them and spend time with Goten with the whole family too.

Oh, the stuff he does for his family. He glared over at his husband from over his shoulder. Damn, he can't stay mad at him. Even in his sleep, he's adorable. The blanket was barely covering his body as he kicked it off, and Vegeta enjoyed glancing at Goku's naked body. Almost in a dazed state looking at his husband's delicious body, Vegeta shook his head and proceeded to enter the bathroom to get himself ready for the rest of the day.

Soon as he entered the bathroom he noticed the toothpaste was opened and left inside the sink, on deeper inspection he noticed it was empty much to his annoyance.

"Does that man not think to put things in the trash when it's done?" He grumbled to himself as he threw the empty tube into the trash which was conveniently placed by the sink. Bastard had no excuse as to why he hadn't thrown it after using it last night.

Nonetheless, Vegeta had spare toothpaste inside the bathroom cabinet. It wasn't the usual brand he'd buy, but beggars can't be choosers and all that. Besides he couldn't be bothered to run down the stairs naked to pinch Gohan's toothpaste from the downstairs bathroom.

As he started to brush his teeth using the new toothpaste, his eyes started to water. Fresh and minty by Christ, he could swear it was near enough peeling his taste buds away. He made a mental note to not purchase that particular branded toothpaste again, no wonder it was on offer. Who the fuck wants to burn their mouths first thing in the morning?

He spat out the paste and rinsed his mouth out before putting his tooth brush away, if he wasn't wide awake before he certainly is now after that assault. Just as he was about to step into the shower he heard a small whine from his husband that only induced him to roll his eyes and step out the shower to make his way into the room to see what the problem was.

"What's the matter now Kakarot, have you fell off the bed again or—"

Vegeta paused, his jaw near unhinged as his husband was sat up stroking his delicious cock and giving him the adorable puppy dog eyes.

"I'm horny," Goku smiled sweetly at Vegeta and batted his eyes at him.

Is this man for real? It's Christmas Eve, they have so much to do before Christmas Day where the fat bastard in a red suit gets all the credit for delivering presents — if credit cards could talk, they'd beg to differ and also question the amount of batteries the parents purchased as well knowing that not all the batteries is for the kids gifts. It's not like sex toys don't come with usb chargers these days, parents seriously need to invest on that shit.

"You've just woken up," Vegeta sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. Why is he even surprised at this point?

"Please babe," Goku begged, pumping his cock and spreading his legs. "Just call it an early Christmas present."

"Your dick?" Vegeta arched a brow at him.

Goku blinked at him and pressed his lips together, as though he was mulling over a witty response before he smiled and nodded, "yeah?" He shrugged and gave Vegeta a broadened grin.

There was just no point arguing, his husband was awake, and that delicious cock was just begging to be played with. Vegeta would be lying to himself if he claimed to not be least bit interested. He could only hope Gohan was still asleep since his room was right below theirs, for he cannot promise that either of the two were going to be quiet.