Crazy Life

Chapter 8

Goku stood in the kitchen and frowned as he glanced at the text notifications from Chichi. Perhaps having sex in front of her while she's trying to have an important discussion can be added to the list of his and his husbands fuck ups. He dreaded even opening the messages. No doubt it was mostly insults aimed towards Vegeta. A light grope on his ass pulled his attention away from his phone and towards Vegeta.

"Are you going to stand there all day looking at your phone or are you actually going to get ready for this party?" Vegeta raised an eyebrow and shook his head at Goku's dazed look.

"Sorry babe... I've got hundreds of messages from Chichi since yesterday, maybe we shouldn't of uh... you know?" He let out a nervous titter as Vegeta rolled his eyes at him and crossed his arms, "it was kinda immature of us."

Vegeta opened his mouth and blinked at him, the sheer audacity to call them both immature considering that bitch walked into their room. Some people—  just can't please them all without upsetting one. He puffed out his cheeks and unfolded his arms.

"I was merely helping you with your apparent backache like a good husband that I am," Vegeta said while shrugging his arms, bitch will think twice about barging into their room again.

Goku rubbed the back of his neck as he glanced at his phone again before putting it away in his jean pocket, "you know she's gonna be pissed for a few days now."

"Tch, that's her problem," Vegeta gave a dismissive shrug before leaning out the kitchen doorway, "you better be ready boy, we've got to be there in three minutes!" He rolled his eyes as he heard a groan from Gohan followed by heavy footsteps down the stairs, "teenagers," he tsked and glanced back at Goku.

"To be fair babe, neither of us want to go to this party."

The family were all invited to a street party, it was the first time they had ever had an invite to one. The couple made friends with one of the new neighbours who invited them to attend for it was the first party she was hosting in her garden, both were oblivious to the fact she has a crush on Goku. Even when she asked if he was single the first time she had introduced herself to them.

Vegeta scoffed at him and rested a hand on his hip, "To be fair 'babe' we are only going for a few minutes to show that we are capable of being a normal family."

"Since when have you cared what they think?"

"Since they questioned my perfectly normal parenting, in fact they should be coming to me for advice on raising their unruly brats and not Karen who has a kid with that unusual name.Speaking of Karen she's a...."

Vegeta proceeded to pace the length of the kitchen flailing his arms while rambling on about Karen.Goku knitted his brows together while pressing his thumb against his lips. He recalled the day she called out her kid's name and Vegeta went into a laughing fit over it. Such a peculiar name indeed... he snapped his fingers as he thought of the name and beamed at Vegeta who was off on a tangent about how obnoxious Karen is,

"Was it abcde?" Goku asked, then watched Vegeta pause and glance back at him.

Vegeta scratched the side of his head. "No... that doesn't sound like it..." he scrunched his brows together then glanced up at the ceiling, trying to think what the ludicrous name was.

"Well, it's definitely letters from the alphabet I know that," Goku hummed and tapped a finger on the corner of his mouth before he received a tap across the side of his head.

"All our names have letters from the alphabet you fool!" Vegeta shook his head and groaned as he watched his husband furrowed his brows for a moment, a clear sign he was thinking and possibly checking if all the letters in their names is indeed in the alphabet. "You can't be serious?" Vegeta pinched the bridge of his nose when he watched Goku's eyes widen in realisation.