Crazy Life

Chapter 17

Written by ChronicleKing13
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It was a normal day in the household for the family besides what happened in the early hours of the morning with Tarble and what had happened to him and Goku and Vegeta had taken him back to Bardock's house and explained the situation to him, Goten had recently got himself a pet goldfish that he had gotten in the middle of the day, which he kindly named Amy and for some reason the fish had a odd fascination and staring at the wall and winking at it, Bardock had come over to tell about how Tarble was doing now and didn't like the fish he muttered something about it stealing his spotlight whatever that meant and told them that Tarble was doing fine but still shaken up.

It was now nighttime and Gohan was sitting on the couch watching a fairy tale channel they had put on for Goten and it was currently playing Jack and the Beanstalk when he heard a knock at the door and it was a big resounding knock that made him jump.

They weren't supposed to be getting any visitors today, at least he didn't think they were unless he dads had done something again and people were coming over to complain, he sighed, he loved his dads but they caused to much trouble all the time, he got up and went to the door, he wasn't quite tall enough to reach the peep hole yet so he had to open the door to see who it was and he opened the door and he looked up and screamed the man was a giant and it didn't help that the man said "What's up little man haven't seen you in a while."

Gohan slammed the door shut, the giant knew who he was, how did he know who he was!? He looked over to the TV and saw that Jack had gotten a axe and chopped down the beanstalk and killed the giant who was climbing down. Oh god has the world finally gotten so insane that giants and their beanstalks were showing up, he had to find his dad so they could get an axe and chop down whatever beanstalk that freaking giant came down from.

He ran upstairs to find his dads and he saw one going out of the bathroom and he ran up to him and started shaking him, "Dad, quick there's a giant outside and if we don't hurry and find a axe to chop down the beanstalk he came from we'll all die!!!!"

Goku stopped his son from shaking him and looked at his son seriously, "Son, are you saying that knocking from the front door was from a giant and that his beanstalk is outside and that we have to get an axe to chop it down otherwise we'll all be killed!?" Gohan nodded at his dad, surprised he got all of what he meant so easily and quickly.

He felt his dad grip his shoulder, "Son we don't have an axe so we're all going to die here, say goodbye to us and say goodbye to Videl because we're all going to die!!!!!!" they both started screaming their heads off thinking it was the end when Gohan shook his dad.

"Dad, we have to try something to cut it down, anything I don't want to die a virgin!!!!!!" Goku nodded his head and he went into the bathroom and came back out holding a dildo. "Will this work son?" and Gohan facepalmed, "Dad that's a dildo that can't down a fucking beanstalk!!!!!!" they both screamed and Goku then screamed "I'm trying my best Gohan I don't know what you want me to do!?!?!?"

They both hugged each other screaming their heads off and Goten came out of his room looking at the two screaming like it was the end of the world and he tilted his head and said "Milk?"

Goku went over to his son and rested his hands on his shoulders, "I'm sorry son but a giant's outside and he's going to kill us all and we're going to die just like your pet goldfish!!!" Goten looked shocked, "Amy's dead!?!?"

Goku nodded his head "I was coming out of the driveway and I crushed her with the car!!!!"

"Dad! How did you crush him with the car when he was in his bowl!?!?" Gohan yelled and Goku just turned around and said "I don't know Gohan but someone put him and his fish bowl out there and he died just like we're about to die!!!!"