Crazy Life

Random

Bardock leaned back on his armchair sipping his beer while chuckling to himself as he read a book called "secret affair".

"and here's your father," Gine chimed as she escorted Goku into the lounge area with Goten.

"Hey dad, watcha readin'?" Goku asked and leaned over Bardock's shoulder to have a glance at the book.

"Just some research," Bardock closed the book and tucked it away under the arm of the chair. "What are you doing here?"

"Uh, I was wondering if you don't mind babysitting for a couple of hours so Vegeta and I can-"

"Fuck?" Bardock asked before taking another sip of his beer.

Goku's face went crimson and he let out a nervous titter as Goten cocked his head to the side his eyes going back and forth between Bardock and Goku.

"Actually no... I need to help Vegeta and can't do that with this one being in the way, we caught Goten eating the flavoured lube the other day while Vegeta was busy making dinner and I was playing hide and seek with him I didn't think he'd hide in our room..." Goku casted his eyes to the floor while Goten clapped his hands and laughed.

Gine widened her eyes at her son and sighed, "just like summer of '95." She shook her head and grabbed Goten, "let's go bake some cookies," she smiled at Goten and strolled into the kitchen leaving her son stood confused.

"Alright, what's your wide ass husband done this time?" Bardock groaned and chugged down the rest of his beer.

Goku whined, his face all crimson and he tugged at the collar of his shirt, "so um... we got this new toy—"

"Oh boy, this is already looking like a great start," Bardock smirked at you then looked back at his son, "go on..."

"So it uh... it goes around your ah... um...uhh...."

"Hey, we both got dicks here son you are okay to say it in-front of me."

"Yeah that... and um... the other part goes inside your -"

"Ass?"

"Yes..."

"So what happened?"

"Well I bought it from some online store that sell all sorts and it's pretty cheap, but I thought it was a good deal..."

Bardock sighed and shook his head at his son.

"Anyway," Goku continued with a nervous laugh, "it came with this controller and um as I turned it on it started to shout out weird things and I laughed at first..."

Curious as to what this toy was saying Bardock raised his brow and stroked his chin, "what did it say?"

Goku pressed his lips together his lips twitched as he fought back a widened grin, "it uh... had buzz light years voice and-"

"Oh no," Bardock pinched the bridge of his nose already guessing what he was about to say next.

"Basically every few seconds you can hear 'too infinity and beyond' inside Vegeta's ass and I can't turn it off, and well the toy broke off and it's deep inside him..."

"I am lost for words son..."

"Yeah..." Goku tittered, rubbing the back of his head. "Doesn't help Goten was looking around and getting upset thinking Vegeta was hiding a buzz light year toy..."

Bardock shook his head once more and pulled out the book to smack his son across the head with, "never buy cheap toys from the internet!" He snapped smacking his son with the book, "now go home and give your husband some laxatives then tell him to squat over the toilet, leave the bunnies alone!" He gave his son a warning glare and watched as Goku nodded his head frantically before rushing out the house.

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Shall this be a chapter .... or a diary entry....