Crazy Life

Prologue

It had been three years since Raditz left for rehab, life had been interesting for the family. Goku and Vegeta had renovations done to their house. They converted their attic into a bedroom with an en-suite — which is above Gohan's room. Just a couple of months after Raditz had left, the café which Goku and Vegeta worked in had been set ablaze. Despite Vegeta being rich, he was still adamant the two should work... and thus work as postmen. Mainly for the uniforms. Gohan is now fourteen, and Goten is three years old keeping the couple on their toes. Just what more interesting things could happen...

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Vegeta sauntered along the corridor towards his eldest son's room, Gohan had been oddly silent since returning from school and usually he'd be in the living room with them watching TV whilst avoiding toys been hurled at them, which was something Goten loved so much to do, the more Vegeta had tried to discourage it the more Goten would continue. So, he did the 'ignore the bad behavior' technique. Despite his in laws advising against this idea for if Goten was going to take after his dad, this never worked and it got to the point where two year old Goku found household objects to throw instead. To this day Gine still felt saddened whenever she was reminded about the time Goku had thrown her sewing machine through the window when he was being ignored for his bad behavior. The 'ignore bad behavior' trick just didn't work with her kids. It got to the stage Goku and Raditz would pee on her plants, and other stuff just to grab their attention. Vegeta was adamant however that this would not happen to him, for he had read every parenting book and took advice from his dad which was..."do everything I did, except opposite." Some expert advice that. As he approached Gohan's room he furrowed his brows as the door was slightly ajar, he edged forward slowly pushing the door open more and oh to his horror...there was a girl sat on his son's bed doodling on a notepad. She glanced up at him and smiled.

"Hey," she said with a nonchalant expression then went back to doodling on the notepad.

The fuckery is this girl doing sat in his sons room? and most important, when did his sneaky bastard of a son allow her into their house without him realising? He pivoted around as he heard footsteps from behind him, and saw Gohan who was holding drinks in his hand.

Gohan let out an audible gulp as he averted his eyes from his fathers glare, the kind of glare that would kill anyone in an instant. "H-hey father."

"who is that?" Vegeta staged whispered as he jerked his thumb behind him directing at the girl on the bed.

"That's my-"

Vegeta felt his heart jolt, loud buzzing sound penetrated his eardrum as he watched Gohan's lips mime the word girlfriend. It was like the whole world had crashed down around him, time went still as he processed that word.

Gohan sighed as his father was practically stood there like a statue with his mouth ajar, he glanced over at Videl who peeked her head through the door way. "sorry, he's just found out that you're my girlfriend." he then clicked his fingers in front of his fathers face that seemed to snap him out of his dazed like state.

Vegeta shook his head and blinked at his son then glanced back at Videl and cleared his throat. "I'm just going to speak with your dad," his voice broke as he tried his best to compose himself whilst heading towards the livingroom, avoiding the teenagers glances. He was always dreading about this, and now it was happening. He pressed his lips together as he entered the livingroom and gave his husband a tightlipped smile.

Goku smiled back at Vegeta, his smile soon faded as he saw the fear etched on his face, "everything okay?"

Goten was happily trying to shove a crayon up his nose, whilst Goku kept his glance on Vegeta. With an exasperated sigh Vegeta sauntered towards Goten, then knelt down beside him and placed his hands over Goten's ears, for what he was about to say was not suitable for young innocent ears.