Crazy Life

Chapter 19

Vegeta slumped on the couch keeping his dignity hidden behind a pineapple, it's not like neither adults in the room hadn't seen him fully naked before but that's besides the point. He had his elbow propped on the arm of the couch and tapped his fingers against his cheek, waiting for his ex to leave, so he and his husband could continue their banquet for two. His other hand rested firmly on the pineapple, holding it in place between his legs. His darling husband who was sat next to him maintained his focus on Bulma while holding a cushion between his legs, he had a broadened nervous smile and let out a small titter feeling the awkwardness in the room.

There Bulma was sitting on the armchair opposite the kinky couple, with one leg crossed over the other, and rested her hands on her knee while smiling at the two. From that look alone, Vegeta could tell she had something she wanted to ask them. He narrowed his eyes on her, about to open his mouth to speak till she cut in and threw out the question he wasn't prepared to hear from her.

"What does anal feel like?" she asked with an unfazed expression that made the couple blink at her in astonishment.

"What?" Goku responded in a more high-pitched tone, and he made a quick side eyed glimpse at Vegeta before switching it back to Bulma.

"Come on, I'm interested to know," she propped her elbow on her leg and cupped her chin with her hand, showing her interest in every bit of detail the two could provide her with.

"You've... you've never done it?" Goku gaped at her, as if it was something he assumed every couple had at least tried once in their life.

"Why are you acting surprised?!" Bulma leaned back and raised a brow at Vegeta which had prompted Goku to make a slow gaze back at his husband.

A low grunt rumbled from Vegeta's throat as he glared at the two fixing their gaze on him and his large fruit he held in place. "Don't look at me, I've got a fucking pineapple between my legs!" He hissed at them.

Is there no decency anymore? Interrupting such an intimate moment for what — asking about anal? What is wrong with some people and asking such questions?

"Well — does it hurt?" Bulma asked and tapped her foot, waiting for a response.

Vegeta glared at Goku, he could see he was mulling things over in his head, and he could almost hear the cogs whirling away as he tried to think of a good response — If it was one thing his husband wasn't good at, it was thinking of a good answer on the spot.

"I mean, not really," Goku hummed and rubbed the back of his head ignoring Vegeta's subtle glare on him. "When we first did it though it uh—" he tittered pointing his index fingers together before quickly catching the cushion that started to roll away from his semi hardened cock. "Well, it was an experience." He finished and tittered some more while Vegeta glared at the cushion now getting more action than him, fuck — even the pineapple was getting jealous.

"Oh yeah, two of you cheating on your ex and myself," Bulma retorted while crossing her arms.

Vegeta scoffed at her, causing her to raise a brow at him, "We really going to bring that up, it's been how long?!" He huffed, the nerve on this bitch.

"Anyway," Goku pursed his lips again, ignoring another subtle glare from Vegeta, the kind of glare where you are told silently to shut the fuck up. "Um... it feels really good." He smiled.

Both Bulma and Vegeta shared the same bewildered expression, expecting Goku to say more than what he confessed. What does feeling really good feel like anyway? Is it like sticking your cock in a chocolate cake while the song 'bump and grind' plays on a loop in your head? Or perhaps popping a large zit and watching the puss ooze out? Or even sinking your teeth into a rare steak? Either way, Bulma wanted a more in-depth response.