One Shot Collections

OS #31: NEARGROUP

Nagbro-browse ako sa news feed ko when I received a message.

Neargroup.

"Congratulations! Your daily chats have been restored. Type 'Chat now' to chat!"-

O diba, inaaya ako ni NearGroup lumandi. HAHAHA charot.

Pisteng yawa yung recent kong nakausap, vaklush pala!

Lalaki din ang nais, jusmeyo.

With a playful mind, I typed CHAT NOW and sent it. I'm bored, besides manggagago lang muna ako hehe. I don't intend to reveal my account, duh. Lesson learned ako kay Baklitang Sam.

After seconds, a name appeared on my screen.

John, 19. Nueva Ecija.

Hm, typical name. Pero infairness, ang layo Ng narating ko. HAHAHA

"Hi. Name?"-. Ay, speed naman non.

"Ha?"- I replied and he sent me the same message again.

"Hakdog. HAHAHAHAHAH"-. I replied.

BWAHAHAHAHA

"Lol. U act like a child when ur 16."-. Ay, englishero ang fafabels.

"Bata pa 'ko no. Anyways, whut u doing @ 3AM?"-

"I'm at travel and reviewing for my upcoming exams. H'bout u?"-

"Ay, waow. Review tapos nagni-neargroup? Double tasking ha? God bless sa exam. Hihi."-

"Resting for minutes. Haha. Tnx. But this is good thing that I tried NearGroup, I met u."-

Natawa ako. Bulok na karakas. I grinned as ideas poured on my mind. Wala namang makakaalam ih hehe.

"Weh? Next joke please. HAHAHA Hina mo bumanat."-

Tip #1. Do Pakipot Mode. Hehe

"Haha, totoo naman. And ur fun to talk with, kahit childish ka."-

"Nako, baka magalit bebe mo niyan, lods. Hahaha"-

Tip #2. Dapat alamin muna kung may jowa para walang sabit. MAHIRAP MAPATULFO, SIS!
"Nah, tutok sa paga-aral to. Haha"- I snickered at his message. Duh, as if.

"Wow naman. Naghahanda sa future?"-

"Ko o natin? haha charot"-

Ay, shookt. Marunong ang Lolo! Bet ko siyaa, charot.

"Pwede namang both. HAHAHAHA"- oh, diba?

Harot.

Tip #3. Pag bumanat, banatan mo rin. Wag ka papatalo, ghOrL. HAHAHAH

Nag-usap kami and we exchanged informations, pero di naman harmful hehe. Like, STEM siya before tapos naga-aral siya sa Nueva Ecija. (Syempre, taga-doon nga diba? Medyo bobo siya, hays. HAHAH charot.

"Ano palang course mo?"- I asked, di niya sinabi eh.

"Engineering haha"-

Kyaaa! Napatili ako kaya pumasok si Mama sa kwarto, na nanonood ng fave opera nito.

"Ano bang tinitili mo diyan? Gabing Gabi na!"-

"Ma! Nakabingwit ako!!"- I blurted out.

Pero kumalma ako agad at baka masampal ako ni mudra ko. Not my pretty face, luh.

"Anong bingwit? Isda?"-

I rolled my eyes at umiling iling.

"Bigger than a fish, Mother! Isang jumbo size na hotdog! Anyways, manood ka na dun mamamatay na yung bida, Ma oh."-

I shooed mom from my room before replying his message.

"Nawa'y lahat engineer. Haha"-

"HAHA, edi kung di pwedeng engineer, edi maging misis ka ng engineer."-

Ay, matalino! SmoOoth3st si bHi3. Hehe

"Luh, pereng tenge. HAHAHA"-

"NAK, TUMAWAG NA BA SI KUYA MIKOY MO?"-

"Hindi pa!"- sigaw ko.

Panira ng kilig moment nanay ko, pasnea.

"TANUNGIN MO NGA KUNG NASAAN NA SIYA!!"-

I looked at my inbox and saw my brother's message. Kanina pa pala siya may text, ngi.

"Santiago na daw, Ma!"-

I looked at my screenand read his message.

"Meet up tayo?"- shookt.

"Miles apart tayo, lods. HAHAHAH char."-

"I'm here at Isabela now. Tagasaan ka ba? Meet up tayo bukas HAHA"-

Seryoso siya?

Wews.

Before I reply and turn down his invitation, NearGroup revealed my chatmate's name.

John Michael Serrano.

Wait.

What?

My eyes grew wider.

Seryoso ka ba??

WHAT THE HECK??

"Wait, nagpakita na name mo miss. Uy, Serrano ka din?"-

"Your name's familiar, tho."-

"What the hell?"-

"Potah Yna?!! Anong ginagawa mo sa NearGroup?!"-

"WTF."-

"MAG-USAP TAYO SA BAHAY."-

Dali kong in-end ang convo namin at nagtalukbong sa kumot.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

"Oh, buti nakarating ka na Mikoy. Haba na Ng byahe, nak?"-

"Where's Yna?"- rinig kong wika ni Kuya.

"Nasa kwarto, bakit?"- I bit my lips.

SHUTA KUYA, DON'T TELL MAMAAAA!

"Wala po, Ma. Pagu-usapan lang namin future niya."-

My eyes grew 10x wider again and froze when I heard my door closed.

"I know you're 100% awake, sis. Get up coz we'll talk about your-- OUR FUTURE."-

I cringed.

I'M SERIOUSLY DEAD.

GUSTO KO LANG NAMAN NG ENGINEER EH, BA'T SI KUYA PA NABINGWIT KO?! PISTENG YAWA KA NEARGROUUUUUP!!

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