Loving James

Chapter 38

Why the hell does my head hurt so bad? I let out a painful groan as I rolled to my back and stretched out.

"Well good morning my dirty little fiancee."

I cracked open one eye and saw James standing at the foot of the bed with his arms crossed over his chest and a smirk on his face.

"Hu?" managed to force out.

"There is a glass of water and some Motrin on your nightstand. Take it, I'm sure you need it." he said with a chuckle.

I slowly pushed myself up to lean back against the headboard. The sheet fell to my waist and I realized that I was naked. "Please tell me you were the one who took my clothes off..." I said to him.

"Wow... You have to question that?" He laughed, walking over to me and sitting next to me. I pulled the sheet and blanket back up and tucked them under my arms to hold them up. "Don't be modest for me." He said.

"I'm just cold." I quietly said.

"I noticed."

I swatted his arm and he chuckled and handed me the pills and the glass of water. "Oh I'm sorry, do you want a straw for that?" He said as he dropped a straw that had a penis on the end of it into the glass. I pushed the straw out of the way and put my lips on the rim of the glass and swallowed the pills. "Lets get downstairs. I'll make you some toast and a cup of coffee." James said. He went into his closet and got one of his T-shirts and slipped it over my head before taking my hand and leading me down to the kitchen.

When we rounded the corner I froze and gasped. The entire kitchen was covered in sex and penis gag gifts.

"What do you want on your toast?" James asked me as if nothing was out of the ordinary. I sank down onto a barstool by the counter.

I cleared my throat and quietly said, "Just butter.".

He made the toast and poured a cup of coffee for me, adding in a little bit of hazelnut creamer. He placed both in front of me.

"Oh, you probably want your coffee stirred." He said as he turned around and grabbed a vibrator off of the counter and turned it on and dropped it into my coffee cup. "Don't worry, the package says it's waterproof!" He said smiling.

I dropped my head into my hands as I groaned. "You do know this was all Lacy, and not me right?" I said in a muffled tone.

"I don't care who did it, babe. It's hilarious."

"Wait, you aren't mad?" I asked him.

"No. Why would I be mad?"

"I don't know... I'm worried that you are." I said.

"Nope, now come on, eat your toast so we can pin the penis on the stud! I bet I get it closer than you do!" He said as she spread out the different penises on the counter.

"Are you serious?"

"Oh I'm dead serious. And after that we can have a dance party!" He grabbed the hot pink dildo off of the counter behind him, pushed a button on it making it rotate violently, then suction cupped it to the counter in front of me. He threw up his arms and rotated his hips with the dildo.

I busted out laughing and grabbed the dildo shutting it off, and then twisting the end of the vibrator to shut it off too.

James leaned on the counter with an accusing look. "You sure knew how to work those awfully fast. Do you by chance have some experience in this department?" He said motioning over the sex toys.

I could feel my cheeks redden, "NO! I watched you turn them on... it only makes sense that that's how you shut it off too."

"Uh huh..." He said quizzically. He paused for a moment holding eye contact with me. "Are you as turned on as I am?"