BNHA Boyfriend Scenarios

Jokes you tell him

He secretly hates when he tell him this joke but he can't help but laugh at the fact that you are laughing so hard that your rolling on the floor of your dorm saying "BWAHAHAHAHA I CANT BREATHEEEEEE!"

💥Bakugo💥
You:KATSUKI!What do you call a rich elf?
Him:Damn it (Y/N) I don't fucking know!
You:Welfy!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Him:COME ON!HAHA!Stop telling me stupid jokes you dumb ass!HAHA!

🦈Kirishima🦈
You:Hey Eiji?What Hans is better to write with?Hehe!
Him:Well I don't know pebble (he already knew what was coming)
You:Neither!It would be better to write with a pen!
Him:*Sigh* HAHA!Every time you get me with that stupid BUT FUNNY joke!

⚡️Denki⚡️
You:Kami!How do you make holy water?
Him:pfft...haha I don't know (Y/N)?How hehe do you make holy water?
You:You boil the HELL out of it!HAHAHA
Him:BWAHAHAHAHA OMG EVERY TIME!

🥦Deku🥦
You:Hehe!IZUKUUUU!What do you call a Seagull who's flying over a bay?!
Him:omg...haha what?Hehe
You:A BAGEL!BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Him:AAAAAAAAA!HAHAHAHA!

❄️Todoroki🔥
You:Haha!TODO!What do you call hehe...Cheese that's not your cheese?
Him:Oh god...What?
You:NACHO CHEESE!!
Him:OMGGGGG!STOPPPPPPP!HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THOSE!!HAHAHA!

💜Shinsou💜
You:HEY TOSHIIIII!!!What do you call a pile of cats
Him:*Gasps* what do you call a pile of cats?!
You:HAHA!A MEOW-TAN!
Him:WHAT THE HELL!AAAAAAA!

🌊Sero🌊
You:Pfft!HAHA!Hey SERO!How do you stop a bill from charging
Him:Oh goodness (Y/N) what?
You:HAHA!You cancel his CREDIT CARD!
Him:OMGGGGG NO MORE JOKESSSSSS!
I think that's enough internet you today!