Gathered Memers, listen again to our pipe dream...
Of the Bonkul.
In the time... before time,
The great Skrublord Biokid Nui joined the game,
Carrying we, the ones called the Brohunga, to www.board.ttvpodcast.com.
The Topics were separate, and without purpose,
So the great Skrublord Biokid Nui illuminated us with The Four Virtues:
Call of Duty,
Assassin's Creed: Unity,
Destiny,
And above all,
Tuma.
We embrace these nuts, and in gratitude,
We named our island home,
Biokid Nui,
After the great Skrublord himself.
But our weed was not to last, for Biokid Nui's Admin,
The Scarilian,
Was annoyed of Biokid Nui and noscoped him,
Taking away Biokid Nui's dank kush,
Which got smoked everyday.
Scarilian was free to lock Board Topics, and lock them, he did.
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