On the MLG island of Biokid Nui, Shrek is rising, craving the six Blazen Bags of Weed:
The Bag of Shipping,
The Bag of Felines,
The Bag of Squeavers,
The Bag of Ciphers,
The Bag of Breaks,
And the Bag of Dingodiles.
When the weed in the six bags are combined, whoever smokes the bag shall possess unlimited dank memes. If Shrek gets them, there will be no chance to defeat the Ogrelord or his vast army of Shulk Spoders.
So the bags were hidden deep within the six villages by the MLG Turaga Vuhii, wise elder of the island. The Brohunga villagers were soon caught in various struggles against the Shulk Spoders, so to assist them, Turaga Vuhii rushed to the Temple of Treacherous Timezones, reciting what was known as the Prophecy of Snipers.
Six large cans of Mountain Dew then rained down upon the island, each carrying with it an MLG Noscoper of dank memes to defend the Brohunga... and the island itself.
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