Y/N POV
It's been a month since i came to this shitty dimension, and i met Uzume, that i called Uzubae, even though she didn't want to because it didn't sound cool, but i didn't care
I was out searching for things to eat for tonight, as i felt something i didn't felt so long ago
It was the Nep vibe
Explanation: The Nep Vibe is something that only Y/N can feel, and it have the effect to warn him about an incomming Nep, or a Nep prank
It can provide him ultimate defense, ultimate counter attack, or ultimate rescue if the Nep is in danger
If you want it's like the spider-sense but better
End of Explanation
I walked to where the vibe lead me, and i could see a bigger version of Neptune, fighting some monster, and she seems to get tired
Adult Neptune: I-I can't continue....
She fell to her knee, as the monster walked to her
Adult Neptune: It's over, i'm sorry Y/N....
Y/N: Sorry for what?
She turned to me, shock, as the monster stopped on their track
A.N: Wait! Y/N?!
Y/N: Yes, the one and only all mighty god of cooking
I didn't understand the next moment, because i could only see pitch black
Narrator POV
I take it from here
Well, the scene was kinda confusing for Y/N, but i will explain
After Y/N introduced himself, Adult Neptune(that will be called A.N for laziness reason) managed to run at him at blinding speed, and hug him between her breast
You would say "What a lucky guy" but no, because Y/N had bad experience with smothering
I give you a hint: Vert
As right now, he didn't understand the situation, but when he will, well it's going to get bad?
Y/N POV
Okay, i'm in a hot black void, as i can't breathe, and i hear some happy yell about me
2 solution
1st: I'm being smothered by A.N and i'm going to deal with it
2nd: I'm just in bed, and i can hear Uzume yelling because Umio told her something about me
I'm more option 2, but reality is a bitch
So i did the only thing possible when your getting hugged like that
I tickled her
She soon let me go, as i was able to breathe but soon took safe measure
I first looked at the monster, giving them a "private moment pls" look, and they leaved before after giving me a thumb up, or paw up i don't know
Second, i looked at Neptune, seeing her shocked and worried, as i told her to come
Third, i hugged her, this time not between her 2 men killing weapon, but a normal hug
Fourth, i kissed her and she kissed back, roughly
Damn, she truly missed me for being this rough
A.N: You don't know how happy i am to see you!
Y/N: Me too Neppy, i'm happy to see you again
YOU ARE READING
A Human and the Goddess - HDN story
FanficY/N is a simple human, he have nothing special at all, he isn't a teen who got into the neptunia world, he never have been in a fight in his whole life, but he is still friend with Goddesses