I was on my way to Planeptune Basilicom, thinking on how to cheer them up
Y/N: If i do a cake, it will be only temporary, i have to cheer them up so much that they will never be depressed again
The more i was thinking, the more i was out of idea, and damn it was hard to deal with depressed people
I was passing in front a store, who was selling wedding dress, or ring, as i remember something
* POWER OF A FLASHBACK*
Y/N: Noire
No response
Y/N: Nowa
Still nothing
Y/N: Loner
Wind
Y/N: My soon to be wife
She looked at me, a shy smile on her face
Noire: W-Wife?
* End of the FLASHBACKU*
Y/N: THAT'S IT!
I run toward the store, breaking the door in the process, and scaring the employee
Y/N: GET ME THE MANAGER! NOW!
The manager walked hesitant and scared
Manager: W-What can i do for you?
Y/N: You were the one who did the dress for the CPU, right?
Manager: Y-Yeah, why?
Y/N: I want 16 wedding dress to be ready in 4 hour, everything you need is in this paper, if you get finish before, and it's good work, i pay you 10 times the normal price
Manager: EVERYONE WE HAVE WORK TO DO!
Y/N: Oh, and send them to Planeptune Park!
I run out of the store, now heading to the biggest Wedding Cake bakery, as i called IF
IF: Yes Y/N?
Y/N: IF! I need your help! Get everyone to Planeptune Park for 6 P.M! I have a special announcement!
IF: All right, i do my best, but the CPU is going to be a difficult part
Y/N: Tell them if they don't come i will kill myself, and this time Kurome won't save me!
IF: Are you Insane?!
Y/N: YES I AM, AND I AM PROUD OF IT!
IF: All right, but you owe me a d-d-date!
Y/N: As you wish!
I cut the call, as i was finally in front of the bakery, as i slammed the door open with my shoulder
Y/N: I NEED YOUR KITCHEN! IT'S FOR CPU'S BUSINESS!
Random employee: You can't it's against the law!
Y/N: I AM THE LAW!
Head Chef: What is all of this about?!
Y/N: I USE YOUR KITCHEN FOR CPU BUSINESS, NOW GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I SEND YOU TO AFTER LIFE WITH BURITOS!
They ran away, scared for their life, as i took everything i needed to make the wedding cake
I needed time for it to be baked perfectly, but i heard some noise out of the bakery
Police: Hands up!
Y/N: NEVER!
Police: Get out safely and no harm will be done to you!
YOU ARE READING
A Human and the Goddess - HDN story
FanficY/N is a simple human, he have nothing special at all, he isn't a teen who got into the neptunia world, he never have been in a fight in his whole life, but he is still friend with Goddesses
