Shield (Crack)

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Sam and Bucky just finished a mission. Sam threw the shield down and tiredly fell onto the couch.

"Throwing that shield is tiring. Especially when it just hits someone, and they still come at you. If I was to tape knives to the edge of the shield. It would become 100% more efficient.

"Sam no," Tony said sternly.

"Yeah, he right. Eventually, the knives would fall off. You need something more permanent." Bucky shrugged.

"That's not what I mean!!!"

"Sharpen the edges. Execute villains immediately. They'll learn to fear the new Captain America. Crime rates will drop, I'll guarantee it."

Tony and Sam looked at each other. "What the fu-"

"Like a giant pizza cutter. Or would it be a murder frisbee" Peter questioned.

Bucky gestured towards Peter. "See? The kid gets it."

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