Damn it Peter (Crack)

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It was time for breakfast. Steve walked into the kitchen. Sam finished cooking the food. Steve grabbed a plate and some eggs and bacon. The two sat down across from each other.

"Sam, I think I'm gonna have to limit the time Bucky's spending with that Parker kid."

"How come?"

"All he does is teach him how to use new pop culture phrases, and it's -"

Bucky loudly walked into the room. "It is Wednesday, my dudes."

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH."

Bucky then turned towards Sam and Steve. "Rise and grind my dudes, let's eat today's ass."

He grabbed some food and took off. "Damn it, Peter!" Steve cursed out.

"I see what you mean now." Sam shook his head.

From down the hallway, you could hear "Hi, welcome to Chili's"

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