Playwrite

Coffee Crush

TW // language

Janus' POV

"Hey" he said into the phone. Fuck, even his voice was hot.

"Woah" I whispered. Patton cocked an eyebrow at me.

"That guy over there, the one with the scarf" I said

"what about him?" Virgil asked

"he's hot" I replied quietly, probably blushing bright red

"dad" Roman groaned

"Hey, if I have to see you and Virgil making out, you can hear me say a guy's hot" I replied

"in our defense, of his door is closed and you know I'm over, why would you walk in without kn-" Virgil began

"you were in the living room" I told him

"oh yeah, I blocked that out" he replied with a breathy, half-sarcastic chuckle. "Anyways, if you think he's hot, go talk to him. Get his number" Virgil encouraged me. I was going to remind him about how long it took for him to confess his feelings for Roman, but given the situation he did that in, it didn't feel like a good idea.

"Fine. I'll do it" I said, taking a deep breath and standing up. I walked across the coffee shop to wear the man was sitting.

"H-hey. You're kinda hot" I stuttered, my face bright red

"you don't seem at all confident. 2 out of 5" he said, without looking up from his phone.

????'s POV

"you don't seem at all confident. 2 out of 5" I said, without even thinking. Then I looked up and saw him. He was dressed weirdly nicely, considering it was a Thursday afternoon. He wore a yellow dress shirt, a black suit jacket and pants, a bow tie, and a black bowler hat to finish off the look. He looked like he had scars on one side of his face, and he was blushing. He also has a sad, slightly confused expression. Overall, he looked good.

"Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm a movie critic, it's just a habit at this point" I apologized. "Anyways, the name's Dice. What can I do for ya, pretty boy?" I asked, gesturing to the seat next to me. He sat down.

"My name's Janus. I just wanted to come over here to talk to the hot guy" he told me, seemingly gaining confidence.

~~Slight time skip because idk how to write flirting~~

Nobodys POV

Janus walked back to his table.

"So, how'd it go?" Patton asked

"we're going out on Sunday night!!" Janus replied excitedly

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Sorry to all of you who wanted mysterious coffee boy to be Remy. Nope! If you don't know who Dice is, he's the critic from Stress To Impress. Until next time, take it easy guys gals and nonbinary pals, peace out!!

-Dipper