Love You Too Other Me [Kustard♡]

Chapter Eight: Kustard

Res noticed that he's wearing a white turtleneck shirt making him realize something "Uh, hey, did ya.. change m-my clothes too?" He ask the obvious "Yeah, you were bleeding and your shirt was dirty" Sans replied. Red didn't know what to feel. Glad that he did that? Or embarrassed because he saw him..half naked..

"Anyway, wanna go to grillby's?" Sans offered "Uh, sure Classic.." Sans used a shortcut, they end up in front of grillby's. "Classic huh? I like it" Sans and Red entered the crowded place. Red's eyes dart around the place, this bar is flooded with monsters. What if they decided to attack them? Or maybe Classic set this up as a trap? What if- Red's thoughts got cut off by Classic patting his back slowly in a calming manner "Chill bro, they won't hurt ya" Classic said giving him a friendly smile, Red nod his head a little. They sit down and ordered fries. Grillby took off his glasses to wipe it, then put it on again "Am I going crazy or are there actually two of you now Sans?" Sans laugh a little "Your not crazy Grillbs, I found him on a pile of a snow so I just helped him.." Sans explained lying a little. "Really? Thats weird.." Grillbs said Sans only nod his head in agreement "Anyway, what are your orders?" Sans ordered ketchup and Red ordered mustard. Red took a small sip of the mustard before asking..

"Who would want to drink ketchup?"
"Who would want to drink mustard?"

They both said at the same time. There was a moment of silence before they started laughing. Classic felt happy hearing Red's laugh, he didn't know why but he think he has an adorable laugh. "Seriously though, why would you drink mustard?" Classic ask in curiosity "Ya wanna taste?" Red offered "sure" Classic grabbed the mustard "Well too bad I already-" Fell cut himself off when he saw Classic already drinking the mustard making him surprised and blush a little. "Hmm? What? It taste weird, yeah ketchup is waay better" Classic noticed Red's face has a tint of red making him think 'heh, he looks cute..uh what?'

"Hey, what's with that look?" Classic said chuckling a little "I already took a sip on that mustard.." Red said a little embarrassed "So? Here ya go buddy" He give the mustard back "wanna taste mine?" Classic offered, Red took it and took a sip. He was surprised it didn't taste like blood but for him mustard is still the best "yeah, mustard is still better" Classic laugh a little then he got an idea. He put ketchup and mustard on the fries. "What are ya doin?" Red ask "Tada~" Red took a fries with mustard and ketchup on it and taste it. Not bad.

"I call it Kustard!"

The two skeleton talked and tell puns for a while, they need to go back home so that Papyrus wouldn't worry. They decided to use a shortcut cuz who would want to walk home? They arrived in front of the door and opened it but someone called behind them. "BROTHER! EDGY SANS! WAIT FOR ME!!" Oh it's Papyrus. "Heya pap" Classic said as they went inside. "THERE WAS A SMALL LINE OF MOSTERS WHEN I BUY SPAGHETTI, BUT I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAS A LOT OF PATIENCE FOR SPAGHETTI!!" Suddenly Classic has a measuring tape on his hand and started pocking Papyrus cheekbone. "SANS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??" Papyrus said getting a little annoyed. "Im.." Classic started "Measuring your patience" Red and Classic burst into laughter while Papyrus just made an annoyed expression "OH. MY. GOSH. UNBELIEVABLE. POOR EDGY SANS, YOU CONTAMINATED HIM WITH YOUR AGONIZING PUNS" Papyrus said
"I thought skeletons would be calm about puns" Red said
"AND WHY IS THAT?"
"Cuz nothing gets under our skin" They burst into laughter again. Papyrus just sigh and said "I AM GOING TO SLEEP!"