Black Butler x Seme male reader

Chapter 2

Currently you and Sebastian were on the outside of the carriage as Ciel was inside reading the letter from her majesty. You turned to look at Sebastian. "When we were dancing, your true eyes showed,why?" He turned to you. "You...I realized you were my mate. I may not be yours at least yet,but your mine." Unfortunately the carriage pulled up to the destination. "I hate this. There is to many people in London." Sebastian opened the door for Ciel. "There is no helping it my Lord. It's tradition for nobility to do this once a year." You three made your way up the stairs. "A waste of time if you ask me." "Getting away from the manor could be a nice change of pace. We can enjoy a little peace and quiet." I wonder how long that is gonna last... You thought. Sebastian opened the door to a wreck of a room. "Where do they keep the tea in this house!?" Madam Red said. "Madam Red! Lau! What are you doing here!?" Ciel said. "Your sudden apearence must mean..." Lau started. "The Queen's guard dog has a new scent to follow." She finished.

"He struck again. Another prostitute has been murdered. These killings are far from normal. The level of violence is unprecedented." Ciel said sipping the tea. "It appears a special type of blade was used on her. She was torn up beyond recognition." Sebastian said. "The murderers style of killings has offered him a name. Jack the Ripper." Lau spoke. "What a frightening name." He said. "That's why I'm here earlier than expected." Lau smirked. "But are you sure you'll be brave enough to stomach the crime scene? The sight of the dismembered body will certainly be horrific. And one can only imagine the stench. Blood and gore everywhere. Surely it would be more than enough to drive some men mad. Are you prepared to see such a thing? Your just a young boy after all." Lau said standing up and putting a hand on his head. "I am the head of the Phantomhive's, don't ask foolish questions."

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You Ciel and Sebastian made your way to the man. "Sorry my boy,I'm afraid this crime scene is no place for a child. Now why don't you just run along home?" "I'm here to see the victims body's." Ciel said. "Well if it isn't Lord Phantomhive,what are you doing here?" A man said walking up. "You know this kid?" The first man said. Ciel smirked. OH MY SATAN! HES SMILING!!! "I'm here to help sir authur. It seems your investigation is dragging a bit." Ciel said holding up the letter from her majesty. "We are more than capable of handling this case,thank you!" The man said. "Splendid,shall we go Y/n, Sebastian?" "Yes,my Lord." You made your way to the others. "Now what dear?" Madam Red asked. "Now we go see someone who may prove useful." Lau spoke up. "My Lord,you mean-" "Yes indeed."

The five of you stood in front of a shop that said undertaker. "So...where are we?" Lau asked. "You don't know!? Then what was that about!?" Madam Red said. Sebastian then opened the door. "If we're looking for answers,this is the place." Ciel said. "Hehehehe... welcome. I thought I'd be seeing you before long... My Lord,it's so lovely to see you." Undertaker said coming out of a coffin. "Do I have the pleasure of fitting you for one of me coffins today?" "No,that isn't why I'm here. I wanted to-" He got cut off by a hand to his mouth. "No need to say,I'm already aware. One of my recent customers was a bit unusual let's say." "I would like the details please." Ciel said. "I see now,so the funeral parlor is only your cover business. How much is it for information?" Lau said. Undertaker ran up into Laus face. "I'm not need for the Queen's coins! There's only one thing that I want from you!" He then looked at Ciel. "Please my Lord! Five it to me and I'll tell you anything! Give me the gift of true laughter! Just one joke and all me information is yours!" "Lunatic." Ciel said. "Yes buts it's just adorable!" You said looking at undertaker. Everyone glared at you expect for Lau and undertaker. "What?" They all then looked away clearly angry. "What!?" Lau then spoke up oblivious to what was going on. "Let me handle this my Lord. Here is my joke." After Lau sucked literal ass Madam Red went forward. "My turn. I live for gossip so this story will make you laugh so hard you'll simply curl up and die!" Sebastian covered Ciel's ears while you covered Sebastian's. Trust me, nobody wants to hear this. Undertaker put masks in Red and Lau. "So, who's next?" He asked. "Everyone please wait outside,no matter what happens do not attempt to listen to this." You said. The five went outside. Undertaker smirked looking at you in anticipation. You got closer to him making his back hit a coffin. You put your mouth close to his ear. "Master is this big?" You said wiggling your pinkie. Soon from outside laughing could be heard and it was so much the sign fell down.