Snowball's Chance

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Lucy is making snowballs to throw at Charlie Brown.

Lucy: And that makes thirty. With all these snowballs, I can't miss.

Lucy: Here comes Charlie Brown now...Right in the ambush.

The snowball goes right passed Charlie Brown

Charlie: Did you throw a snowball at me?

Lucy( as she starts to throw a snowball at him): Don't be ridiculous, why would I ever want to do...

Lucy: That!

Charlie Brown covers his eyes, the snowball is not even close.

Lucy tries again,  and again, and again, and it never worked.

Lucy: Stop moving!

Charlie: Boy,  you're a awful shot, Lucy. Even in the off season, you're aim stinks.

Charlie: Maybe you'd throw better of you ever showed up for ball practice.

Lucy tries again, and it went passed him.

Lucy: How can I be expected too throw a snowball at you if I have to see your stupid face.

Lucy: No snowball in it's right mind would want to hit such a face like yours, Charlie Brown.

Charlie: Okay, I'll turn around for you.

Charlie Brown turns around.

Charlie: Fire away!

Lucy tries again, and fails.

Charlie: Face it, Lucy, you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.

Lucy (while throwing multiple snowballs): Oh, yes I can!

Charlie: When it comes to throwing, your'e a long shot.

Lucy throws another, this time it hits him.

Charlie: As manager, we know how to get the best of our players. 



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