Mini Minotaur

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~Tiani Cleovatia~
"Great job!!" I grinned at my brother as he joined me after singing I Can Swing My Sword.
"Derek, would you like to pick out the next singer?" Connor asked. Derek Landy placed his hand into the bowl and pulled out a name.
"Tiana Cleovatia, daughter of Hermes, The Amazing Book and Movie Chatbox and Cleovatia Dangers." I smiled, and made my way up to the stage. When I got up there, I noticed a few things. First: there were new banners: Reality, To The Past, and Back To Life. I studied all the people under them. Reality had four people: a girl with blonde, wavy hair, a girl who had straight, black hair, and a satyr (?!?) with short brown hair. To The Past had people I already knew from Camp: the Hunter Izzy Zhao, Lily Summers, Jackson Peters, Thomas Barracks, Matt Williamson, Tyler Jones and Michael Kingsley. Back To Life had a girl who reminded me a lot of Percy, a brunette girl with curly hair, a girl with red, choppy hair (like Piper's, only a lot shorter), a small boy with straight, blonde hair, a girl with wavy black hair, and a gorgeous girl with red curls.
"Hi!" I grinned at everyone. "I'm Tiani, but some people call me Tiana. Simple mistake. Anyway, I'm a daughter of Hermes, I love Tobuscus, and I'll be singing his song Mini Minotaur. Oh, and I don't have anyone being Tim Tim, so can you guys do his parts if you know them?" I heard cheers from my half-siblings (and Edward, of course) in the crowd, and took that as a cue to begin.

"Tim Tim plays for days in a maze,
And there's a Minotaur taur,
Tiny Minotaur taur,
Little Minotaur taur,
Mini Minotaur taur!
Minotaur taur,
Tiny Minotaur taur,
Little Minotaur taur,
Mini Minotaur taur!
Cute little tiny Minotaur sitting in a cradle!" I held the mic out to the crowd and prayed to the gods that a decent amount of people knew Tim Tim's lines.

"AWWWWWWW!" I was very satisfied when almost the whole crowd yelled out Tim Tim's line.mi went back to the main song.

"He thinks that maybe it's a baby but it NAY BE!
I'm a tiny Minotaur!
Little Minotaur!
Kill you any minuet-AAARRR!
Minotaur taur,
Tiny Minotaur taur,
Little Minotaur taur,
Mini Minotaur taur!
Minotaur taur,
Tiny Minotaur taur,
Little Minotaur taur,
Mini Minotaur taur!
How do you defeat mini Minotaur?
Many mini Minotaur taur's hate tartar sauce.
They are deathly allergic to tartar sauce.
You'll be fine!
Do you have some tartar, Tim Tim?"

"No!"

"You'll need some tartar to kill him."

"Oh."

"Things grim grim for Tim Tim!"

"AAAHHH!" The crowd yelled. I moved the mic to my phone and played my special eating-then-matchstick sound effect that I'd recorded from the Mini Minotaur video. After I played that, I held the mic back out to the crowd, who gasped right on cue.

"Wait, what's that in his tum tum, Tim Tim?
It's a bottle of tartar, Tim Tim.
Someone before you tried to kill him.
Open the jar!"

"Twist the lid off!"

"Open the jar!
Counter-clockwise!"

"Oh."

"Release tartar,
To kill Minotaur!" The whole grows gasped again as I held the mic out towards them so they could finish the song.

"I'm alive!" They announced. "Stop singing songs about me, you're ruining my life!" After that, Will, Travis and Connor came back on stage.
"Amazing job, TiTi! You rocked that!" Travis grinned.
"Gods, yes you did!" Connor agreed.
"Thanks, guys." I smiled. Then, my fate was in the judge's hands.
"Cassandra? Your score?"
"I like how you did something a little different, Tiani, though it was a bit risky. I'm a fan of Tobuscus myself, and you pulled off that song really well. 10/10" Cassandra announced. I grinned.
"Steven?"
"Well... I don't really like that song, blame Ellis George for that, so 5 from me, I'm afraid."
"J.K?"
"Well, the song sounded pretty good - I've never heard of Tobuscus before - and most of the crowd seemed to love it, so, 7.
"Derek?"
"6, for the same reason as Steven: I've never really liked that song. Or Tobuscus really..."
"Veronica?"
"9. For my millionth time hearing that song, that's the one I'd search up on YouTube the most. But it is VERY risky doing Tobuscus here."
"Rick?"
"I loved it. 10."
"Good job, TiTi! That brings your score to 47/60!" Connor grinned at me.
"Thanks, bro!" I laughed.
"One more thing." Derek Landy asked.
"Yes?"
"Are you and Edward related?"
"Yeah, he's my brother."
"Ok. Thanks." I smiled, and headed off the stage to rejoin my brother.
"You killed that, Tiani!" He smiled at me.
"Why, thank you, Edward." I grinned.

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