Oh, Hi (COMPLETE Ashton Irwin fanfic)

Chapter 21 ||The game||

Ash P.O.V

Cass pulled out her camera and started filming us. She talked to the camera about the game and what we were up to.

None of us found it annoying. The time was 9:00 pm and the game was getting serious.

"Ok guys, it's 9 pm and Mikey looks sleepy." She says zooming in on him. 

"It's 9 pm and you're wide awake." She says noticing I've been staring at her. I hear her zoom in. I make a dumb face and she starts giggling. She's sitting on the floor doing nothing and the boys are playing video games.

"What's your motto in life Mr. Irwin?" She asks closing up on my face.

"I'll have to think about that, I'm not the best at mottos." I say hoping to have answered her question.

"But he's the best at making you laugh!" I hear Calum scream.

Cass laughs and pauses recording. She's laying on the wooden floor staring up at the ceiling. She sighs and then smiles. "Don't your eyes get tired from starting?" She asks me still looking at the ceiling.  "Wait you knew I've been staring?" I ask pretty shocked.

"Whenever you aren't looking I watch you. I pretended to look at something else and noticed that you were lost in my face." She says looking at me.

"Did someone write that down?! That was so poetic! I don't know if it was actually." She says smiling and looking like she just won a medal. "Haha well to answer your question, my eyes don't get tired." I say smiling.

Me and Cass were sitting on the floor, backs against the wall interviewing ourselves like cheesy repoters. Her camera was recording us.

"So Ashton Irwin, what would you do when told the band was going to start a tour?" She asks moving the spoon she has been using as a microphone, to me.

"I don't know, freak out I guess."

"Ok good to know."

"What would you do?" I ask gently pushing the mic back to her.

"I'd mentally be unprepared but happy." She says smiling.

"What's the corniest pick up line you have?" I ask.

"Uhh. Do your legs hurt? From running through my mind." She says in a deep voice and winking. I laugh and smile.

"Thank you. Thank you, I'll be here all week." She says keeping a serious face, pretending to be a comedian. I laugh even more.

"What an actress!" Calum screams.

"Have you been watching?" Cass asks.

"Yes and as always you are awesome!" Michael says interrupting us.

We all laugh. Me and Cass walk up to the couch and watch them play video games. She pauses the recording and makes fun of the boys. "I know, I know, we're practically professionals." Luke says acting like a girl flipping her hair.

It's 10:00 and Cass turns on her camera to whisper "It's 10 pm and as you can see, Luke has been trying to stay awake." I hear her say this so I look at Luke who jerked his head.

"Michael is in the kitchen probably preparing a prank." I whisper stealing the camera and zooming in on him. Cass smiles and kisses me.

Luke falls asleep. We know this because he starts snoring, it's not annoying, just obvious. We all gather in the kitchen and see Michael's prank. He doesn't intend to wake him up right after the joke but to notice it when he wakes up. "Doodle whatever on his body, then someone will wear lipstick and kiss his face." Michael explains. When he got to the lipstick part, everyone looked at Cass. She agreed on being the one to kiss his face, we then put the plan in action.

Cass drew birds across his left arm with a black marker. I drew some smilie faces on his belly. Micheal wrote some things and doodled penguins and pizza. Calum drew the things you'd see on someone with a tattoo. Cass then went ahead and put red lipstick on his lips. She then kissed him everywhere on his face. Luke didn't wake up during this process. 

We all tried not to laugh. Cass actually recorded the entire thing. She turned the camera to us and we tried so hard not to laugh.

It's now 11:00 pm and everyone is still awake. Cass gave some small interview to us and videotaped that.

Calum tried his best to not fall asleep by talking to us, making corny jokes and eating. By 11:30 we notice him trying not to close his eyes. He stays awake and makes a super proud face. "If you want to give up its ok dude." Cass says clearly noticing him. "I got this." He says smiling and giggling.

12:00 rolls around and we all seem pretty tired. 12:30 and Calum falls asleep. Cass gets excited and starts recording again. She gets one of her bras and puts it on Calum. I doodle on his face with the red lipstick. Micheal gets some maple syrup and drizzled it all over him. We laugh and stay awake.

If Micheal falls asleep, the pranks would fade out. He is the one who you have to watch out for.

It's finally 1:00 am and we are all tired. I end up falling asleep.

Michael P.O.V

Ashton falls asleep. He fell asleep on the floor. Cass got lipstick and scribbled his face. I did the same with marker but on his arms. Cass actually took off his shirt and we doodled stuff on his bare chest. I drew black dots on his dimples. We giggled and paused the recording. Me and Cass were left. Cass is pretty much able to do whatever she wants and having her brain take over completely. However, so can I.

It's 2:00 am. Is she falling asleep anytime sooner? We talk about what might happen after our gig. How she feels about us leaving her. She didn't have a concerned face but I can tell she deeply was. We are talking about Cass here, she's badass.

It's 3:00 am and Cass falls asleep on the floor. I win. I still have to do something to her. I press record on the camera and videotaped what I did. I walked to her room and searched for underwear to put over her pants. I came back and took off her bra without looking. I left her shirt on of course. I drew all over her and with the red lipstick I wrote "reject" on her forehead.

I laughed and told to the camera "Well I win. It feels great actually but I'm going to sleep now. Bye." I officially stop the video and save it. Since I was the winner I turned off the lights and fell asleep on Cass' bed.