vii. Clairey

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vii. clairey
˚. ⊹ . ✵ ❨ october, 1994
"the girl with two selves..."

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     CLAIRE BEAULIEU HAS three rules to success... to successfully be her, of course. They're simple, pretty easy, and very, very important. So, if you want to be Claire, listen carefully:

     1. No boys, it's a great rule and has worked for her very well over the last few years. Though there are some people (cough, cough, Mils) that could definitely not live without being obsessed with boys. Claire accepts that... just not for herself.

     2. Don't be dumb. Even before they became friends with Harry, Ron, and Hermione, there were enough stupid Gryffindors in her friend group. To even it out there has to be a smart (make-sure-no-one does-anything-stupid,) Ravenclaw. It's just facts. Also, Mils is obviously not the smartest person in the world, but Claire can say that because she's her best friend, you can not.

     3. Don't let anybody mess with Millie Milev. Of course, Millie likes to think she can handle everyone at school all on her own, but Claire knows that sometimes she can't. While people are scared of Millie, like, attacking them, they're scared of Claire just in general. Mostly because she will scream at you if you are mean to Millie... they learned that first year and she's glad to know that no one has forgotten it.

     So, if you're planning on being Claire for Halloween or something—now you know the most important things about her. Of course, there are plenty of other bits you might want to know, not that Claire can think of any right now. She's from London? Her favourite colour is green? Oh, of course, her cousin is stupid.

     Now, Fleur is not technically really at all stupid. But you've got to be stupid if you think it'll be fun to put your name in the Goblet of Fire. Even the name sounds terrifying for fucks sake. Like, who looks at a Goblet of fucking Fire and thinks, wow sounds like fun? Fleur Delacour, that's who. And, unfortunately for Claire, she's related to the dumb bitch.

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