I will recover.

The fame.

I have this huge obsession with Danny Edge and Paul Zimmer. The guys from YouTube on exclamation point. Danny is so cool. I just wish I could meet him and have a shot. I'm hoping that one day we meet at like a YouTube thing. But I really don't see that happening. He's him and I'm me. It's not a creepy obsession I just think he's really cool. So my plan is to meet him and we have just this amazing connection and soon we fall in love. But dreams don't come true me. It's just part of my life. I posted a video of me singing I see fire by Ed Sheeran. I've already got like 150k views and 7k likes. It's been like two days. I'm so shocked. I'm even going to Warp tour! I'm so excited! I can't wait it's in a few weeks and I'm so psyched!!!
A few weeks forward.
So today is Warp tour. And we're all on the tour bus Danny and Paul and it turns out Danny and Paul don't live too far from me. Danny is really cool but he hasn't said more than two words to me, but me and Paul have been getting to know each other a bit better. so far we've sworn to friendship forever, he told me not to mind Danny he's just a bit shy and he'll come around eventually. I sure hope so anyways. We were at a gas station and everyone jumped out I went inside and screamed:
"Hallelujah I ain't dead!!!" I got plenty of weird stares... But that's quite all right by me. I was also dancing in the store and eventually I was asked to buy something or leave, so I grabbed a monster, a peace tea, and some Takis. Paul sat by me on the bus and began conversation.
"So, how are you?"
"Same as I was fifteen minutes ago. But better. More hyped up. How are you?"
"Awful.."
"WHY!!!"
"Ow, my ear. My girlfriend just dumped me."
"Did you love her?"
"No but I found out she was cheating."
"Oh. I can set you up with my friend Shelby if you'd like?"
"Show me." So I pulled out a picture of Shelby and he started gawking.
"She only doubles for the first few dates. I get Shelby to go on a double with me and you. But Danny has to be mine. If not that's fine, but still, try."
"Deal." Then I decided to take a nap. So today was the last day of warp tour. Now we have to go home Danny and Paul sit by me on the plane. And soon enough Paul wakes me up to tell me that were here. So soon we part and I go home.

The next day I go to an amusement park. Kind of boring though. Until is see them.