I'll Stand By You (Finn Hudson x OC)

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Season 1, Episode 14:  Hell-O

Ownership of Glee:  FOX, Ryan Murphy, Ian Brennan, Brad Falchuk

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So here's what's happened on Glee:

Will took over the Glee Club, and at first they were terrible (Rachel: we suck), but then they got kind of good.

Quinn got pregnant and said it was Finn's, but really it was Puck's (Finn: I'm done with you).

And Will's wife Terri said she was pregnant, but she was just scared that Will liked Emma (Will: I just left my wife). And then they kissed.

(Rachel: I want you to be happy, Finn) Rachel loves that she and Finn are the glee club's new power couple, but he seems a little weird about it.

Also Kurt and Angie have crushes on Finn, but he just got out of a relationship with Quinn.

And Sue tried to throw sectionals but they won anyway, which is pretty exciting (Sue: This is a travesty of international proportions).

And that's what you missed on Glee!

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Everyone's come back from winter break. Rachel is walking down school hallway between classes. Mercedes joins her.

"Hey, babe, looking good!" Mercedes says with a smile.

Rachel smiles back. "I'm feeling good, Mercedes."

Mercedes chuckles. "This is amazing. Ever since Glee Club won sectionals, everybody looks at us differently."

Kurt joins them while walking to class.

"We're glitterati. I feel like Lady Gaga." Kurt says happily.

Rachel has a bright smile and an even better attitude. "Get used to it, guys, we're stars now, on par with all the jocks and popular kids; oh it's the dawn of a new era here at McKinley, and we are going to rule this school!"

Karofsky, Azimio, and some other guy round a corner and slushee Rachel, Kurt and Mercedes.

Karofsky smirks. "Ooh, welcome to Losertown!"

"Population you!" Azimio says.

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In the choir room, Will drawing stick figure on whiteboard with speech bubble that says "HELLO."

Will points at the drawing. "Hello." He says. The New Directions look confused. "Helloooo?" He asks.

New Directions mumble hellos, but Rachel's is the loudest.

"What do you guys say when you answer the phone?" Will asks.

"What up?" Mercedes says.

Artie smiles. "Who dis be?"

"Mike stop spamming my voicemail." Angie says. Mike shoots her a silly smile.

"No, she's dead, this is her son." Kurt deadpans. The entire good mood is gone.

"O-kay. Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone, liked to say, "ahoy, ahoy" when he answered the phone. It was Edison who decided that "hello" was a more appropriate greeting." He says. Everyone stares. "Look. I am really proud of what you guys did at sectionals. But, as most of you have realized by now, it hasn't made a bit of difference in your day-to-day at school."

Rachel smiles proudly. "I have a slushee-stained training bra to prove it."

"News flash: no one cares." Angie snaps. Rachel glares at her briefly.