THIRTY SEVEN

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Season 2, Episode 15:  Sexy

Ownership of Glee:  FOX, Ryan Murphy, Ian Brennan, Brad Falchuk

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In a classroom where Emma, Quinn, Angie and Rachel sit at separate tables, facing each other

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In a classroom where Emma, Quinn, Angie and Rachel sit at separate tables, facing each other. Angie and Quinn are sitting together. Emma bangs a gavel.

Emma smiles. "The Celibacy Club will now come to order. Let's start the meeting by reading the minutes from last week's meeting, where we... read the minutes from the previous meeting, and Rachel spent the hour quizzing Angie about the nature of her relationship with Finn and Quinn about the nature of her relationship with Sam."

Rachel looks over at Angie and Quinn. "Questions somebody still refuses to answer."

"And we will continue to refuse to answer them, because they are none of your business. All I will reveal is that I rejoined the Celibacy Club to focus on me." Quinn says as she holds Angie's hands.

Angie smiles. "I rejoined because A) Quinn asked me to, and B) I think it'll be good for me." She says. Emma gives her a thumbs up.

Rachel nods. "Me, too. Finn is kryptonite, which is why I'm focusing all my energies now on my songwriting."

"It sounds like she's not over him." Quinn whispers to Angie. 

"She's not. But I'm not worried." Angie whispers back.

Emma nods. "Yes. And, I have to say, I am very inspired that both of you are showing how celibacy is a viable option for teens who simply aren't ready for intimacy. And for those who are older and are terrified of the hose monster. I have a little bit of club swag here that I think is really going to catch on. Ready? Chastity charms. We hand out the little hearts, but not the key. That way, nobody can open the lock forever. And, ladies, that's what keeps us safe!"

Angie smiles. "Hey Mrs. Pillsbury, do you think I could give the key to Finn?" She asks.

Emma nods. "Yes Angie, I think that's a wonderful idea. You're full of wonderful ideas you know."

"It's true." Quinn agrees, making Angie blush.

Rachel raises her hand. "I have some questions. Some things that I-I'm curious about."

Emma goes into panic mode. "No, no, no. Why be curious? No. Wait to have relations until you're comfortable. Right? Maybe 'til your honeymoon. I don't know, maybe even later. Celibacy, ladies! Dig it!"

Angie smiles. "I dig celibacy."

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Will looks to the New Directions that afternoon at glee practice. "All right, folks. Regionals is in a week. It's time to get deep into our setlist." He says and then he notices Artie's blank stare. "Artie, you okay?"

Artie looks horrified. "My life is over. How am I supposed to support a baby?" He asks. Everyone gets quiet. Artie looks to Brittany. "How could you not tell me about this?"

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