Season 2, Episode 18: Born This Way
Ownership of Glee: FOX, Ryan Murphy, Ian Brennan, Brad Falchuk
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Will smiles as he walks into the auditorium. "All right, guys. Nationals are just a few weeks away, and it's time to bear down. Okay, your singing at Regionals was amazing, but your dancing...It's booty camp time."
Artie laughs. "Booty!"
Will smiles. "So let's get it going. Five, six, seven, eight. Push yourselves, guys. Vocal Adrenaline takes no prisoners."
Finn smacks Rachel in the nose with his arm. She falls to the ground holding her nose.
Finn looks back. "Oh! I'm so sorry."
Will rushes to Rachel's other side. "Are you okay?"
Rachel's nose is bleeding. "I'm bleeding."
"Let's get you to a doctor." Will says.
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The next day, everyone is shocked to hear that Rachel is considering a nose job.
"Oh my God, you're getting a nose job." Quinn says.
"I'm...considering having a minor procedure to repair my deviated septum." Rachel states.
"So, a nose job." Santana reiterates.
Rachel sighs. "Look, I'm... I'm happy with the way that I look, okay? And I've embraced my nose. But let's say I wanted to have a slightly more demure nose. Like Quinn's, for example. I-I would never change my appearance for vanity, but, I mean, the doctor said that it could possibly improve my talent, which would help us all for Nationals."
"Possibly? What about the risks? Your voice is amazing as is, Rachel." Will says.
Santana begins her intervention. "Hold up. Could we all just get real here for a second? I hear that Rachel's got a bit of a schnoz. I mean, I wouldn't know because, like Medusa, I try to avoid eye contact with her. But can we all just stop lying about how there aren't things that we wouldn't change about ourselves? I mean, I'm sure that Sam's been at the doctor's office and rifled through pamphlets on mouth reduction. I'll bet Artie's thought about getting his legs removed since he's not really using them anyways. And I'm definitely sure that Tina's looked into getting an eye de-slanting."
Tina looks at Santana. "That's extraordinarily racist."
Santana shrugs. "I'm keepin' it real."
"Sorry, Santana. I'm a beautiful person. I'm in love with myself, and I would never change a thing." Tina says.
"Is that why you're wearing blue contacts today, Tina? Self-hating Asian." Mike mumbles.
"Not many Asian sex symbols, Mike. I'm just trying to be in fashion and mirror what I see in the magazines." Tina retorts.
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