I'll Stand By You (Finn Hudson x OC)

FIFTEEN

Season 1, Episode 15: The Power of Madonna

Ownership of Glee: FOX, Ryan Murphy, Ian Brennan, Brad Falchuk

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Sue has the Cheerios sitting in the bleachers in the gym. "Santana. What does your bracelet say?"

Santana holds up a bracelet she's wearing. "W.W.M.D."

"'What would Madonna do?' Well, the answer to that question is usually: Date a younger man. So, let's see some arm candy, girls. Sorry, freshmen. You're going to have to start trolling the middle schools. And you know why? 'Cause if you want to be as riveting a performer as Madonna - a skill that will nab us Nationals this year - you're going to have to start thinking like her, acting like her. Also, á la Madonna, I will no longer acknowledge that any of you have last names. Becky Jackson. From now on, you're just Becky." Sue says and Becky claps cheerfully.

"You know, it's like Madonna once said, "I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay." I'm pretty sure she stole that line from one Sue Sylvester. No, really, she stole it from me. I said it first. Palladium. '87." Sue says, making most of her Cheerios look around in confusion.

Angie stares at her Madonna bracelet thoughtfully.

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Rachel and the rest of the New Directions girls are sitting in the choir room. "Can I ask you guys something private?"

"Yes, you should move to Israel." Santana says.

Rachel continues as Will enters the room. "It's about dating. Not that I'm dating anyone. We all know that Finn and I are no longer an item, and for the sake of the team, I broke up with Jesse. But let's just say I was dating someone. Let's just say, hypothetically, we went to a Wiggles concert last Friday night, and then because my dads weren't home, we went up to my room and started making out. It was erotic and romantic. And then he said..."

Flashes back to Rachel's bedroom where she and Jesse are making out on her bed.

Jesse looks at Rachel. "We should do it."

Rachel looks a bit frightened. "'It?'"

Jesse continues to make out with her. "Totally. Haven't you done it before?"

Rachel answers honestly. "No. Have you?"

Jesse smirks at her. "What do you think? It's no big deal." He says and goes to kiss her neck.

"For a girl, it is." Rachel says.

Flash to the choir room

"What if then he got really crabby and left, and didn't even take home the Care Bear I won him playing Skee Ball?" Rachel asks.

Quinn looks bored. "Would you please stop talking? You're grossing out my baby."

Rachel sighs. "I just want to be ready; I know I'm getting older, and these things are going to happen someday, but how do I stop a guy from getting mad at me for saying 'no?'"

Santana smirks. "Just do what I do. Never say 'no.'"

"Oh, totally. I mean, what's the worst that can happen? Sorry, Quinn." Brittany says when she sees Quinn.

Mercedes looks at Rachel. "Look, girl, don't ask me. The last guy I liked was the mayor of gay town. And I can't wait to get a guy mad at me for saying 'no.'"

Tina nods. "We just have to accept that guys don't care about our feelings. Like, the other day, I was walking with Artie..."

Flashback to Tina pushing Artie down the hallway