Season 3, Episode 20: Props
Ownership of Glee: FOX, Ryan Murphy, Ian Brennan, Brad Falchuk
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Altered cast in Tina's Dream
* Jenna Ushkowitz (Tina) - Rachel Berry
* Lea Michele (Rachel) - Tina Cohen-Chang
* Sabrina Carpenter (Angie) - Sugar Motta
* Chris Colfer (Kurt) - Finn Hudson
* Cory Monteith (Finn) - Kurt Hummel
* Mark Salling (Puck) - Blaine Anderson
* Darren Criss (Blaine) - Noah Puckerman
* Harry Shum Jr. (Mike) - Joe Hart
* Samuel Larsen (Joe) - Mike Chang
* Damian McGinty (Rory) - Sam Evans
* Chord Overstreet (Sam) - Rory Flanagan
* Dianna Agron (Quinn) - Angie Hudson
* Vanessa Lengies (Sugar) - Quinn Fabray
* Kevin McHale (Artie) - Santana Lopez
* Amber Riley (Mercedes) - Brittany Pierce
* Heather Morris (Brittany) - Mercedes Jones
* Naya Rivera (Santana) - Artie Abrams
* Matthew Morrison (Will) - Sue Sylvester
* Jane Lynch (Sue) - Will Schuester
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"Porcelain, Short Stack, you created a monster. They're calling Jesse St. James a visionary, and lauding Vocal Adrenaline for their ongoing commitment to diversity." Sue says, showing Angie and Kurt a magazine with Unique on the front cover.
"But Jesse St. James was against Unique performing as his true magical self." Kurt remembers.
"No, we were the ones who convinced him to do that." Angie states.
"Well, then, you only have yourselves to blame. And the liberal media." Sue says.
Angie raises an eyebrow. "Not really. It was your idea." She states.
"I have no memory of that. In any case, Unique is now a show choir celebrity. He/She will trounce us at Nationals, and I will lose my Cheerios to Coach Roz Washington. I will not let that happen. We have but one choice left to us: It's time to fight fire with the flaming flames of additional flamey gay fire. Porcelain, you will wear this flapper dress and perform at Nationals as Porcelina. You already have the lady gait and the lady voice, and you'll have to start smoking, though, because this dress is a size two." Sue instructs.
"Okay, just because I'm gay does not mean I like to dress up like a woman." Kurt says, offended.
"Oh, come on. What about Halloween, Kurt?" Angie argues.
"Okay, that was a Halloween costume, and it is a far cry from starting out on the stage at Nationals in a dress. Which is absolutely out of the question." Kurt bites back towards Sue.
"Well, then, the New Directions will lose. Hate to say it, kiddo, but if we want to beat Vocal Adrenaline at Nationals, it's tuckin' time." Sue remarks.
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The New Directions have gathered into the choir room.
"Nationals. Okay, song selection: We'll be kicking off our "Vintage" theme with the legendary Jim Steinman's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light." Rachel will do the solo, 'It's All Com...'" Will is cut off by Rachel.
"'...Coming Back to Me Now.' One of Celine Dion's most powerful ballads, inspired by Wuthering Heights." Rachel finishes.
"And we'll be working in a new Treble Tones number, utilizing the talents of our featured performer, Porcelina Hummel." Sue adds.
"Not gonna happen, Dragon Lady." Kurt says.
"Oh, you'll do as you're told, he/she. We will be performing 'What A Feeling,'
from Flashdance, and I'm familiar with the choreography, of course, because I was Jennifer Beals' dance double." Sue says.
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