Season 3, Episode 2: I Am Unicorn
Ownership of Glee: FOX, Ryan Murphy, Ian Brennan, Brad Falchuk
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Brittany is at Kurt's locker. She's looking at him.
"I really like your outfit. And I think you're like, fabulous and I just love everything that you do." Brittany compliments Kurt.
Kurt smiles. "Why thank you, Britt!"
Brittany smiles. "Okay, I really want to run your campaign for president. Out of all of the kids at this school, I think that you are the biggest unicorn."
Kurt raises an eyebrow. "I'm sorry?"
Brittany smiles. "Well, when a pony does a good deed, he gets a horn and he becomes a unicorn and then he poops out cotton candy until he forgets he's magical. And then his horn falls off. And, black unicorns - they become zebras."
Kurt nods. "Oh, that's - that's a terrifying story."
They leave Kurt 's locker and begin walking down the hallway.
Brittany shakes her head. "No it's not. No, okay, no. The point is, is that a unicorn is somebody who knows they're magical and isn't afraid to show it. You went through hell last year and you never forgot how special you were. And, I slept with a lot of people and I'm really popular so I think I could get you mega votes."
Kurt smiles at Brittany. "Then why don't you just run Brittany?"
Brittany frowns. "I'm not smart enough."
Kurt gives his friend a hug. "You're smart in your own Brittany Pierce way. And we love that about you. I have to say that I'm flattered and really excited."
Brittany smiles. "Cool. Okay I'll come over after school and we'll work on your campaign posters. I got a lot of great ideas."
Kurt nods. "Great, great. I'll see you then!"
Britanny smiles to herself. "Sweet."
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Will claps his hands once as the kids get settled. "Alright, New Directions. Big news. As you all know, Vocal Adrenaline came in second last year at nationals."
Finn smiles. "The only good thing to come out of that lost weekend." He says.
Angie nods. "That's for sure."
Will smiles. "Well, the boosters at Carmel don't donate tens of thousands of dollars every year to come in second, so they fired Dustin Goolsby."
"So handsome." Artie comments.
Will nods. "And they're having trouble finding a new coach. It seems that no-one wants to take on that pressure cooker."
Tina nods. "That means they're vulnerable."
Will nods again. "Yes, and if we work hard enough, we can beat them. Which is why I realize that, umm, I can't direct the musical this year."
Rachel looks pale. "No, Mr. Schue, you can't cancel the musical. My New York dreams depend on it."
Will chuckles. "I'm not canceling it. I'm just not directing it. My sole focus has to be in here. Nationals, Nationals, Nationals! And it's not just me that's gonna have to focus harder this year. I've been too easy on you, so everyday after choir practice I am instituting a mandatory Booty Camp so that we can work on our dancing. Now, it's not for all of you. Just the people that I think need help. Like - "
Finn shakes his own head. "Finn."
Will smiles. "How did you know? And Puckerman, Hummel."
Kurt looks agitated. "I must protest."
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