SEVENTY NINE

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Season 4, Episode 13:  Diva

Ownership of Glee:  FOX, Ryan Murphy, Ian Brennan, Brad Falchuk

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Angie smiles as she writes one word on the board: DIVA.

"Diva. So, now that we're back in the game, we've got to come strong. Diva Week is all about finding your inner powerhouse. Miss Pillsbury." Finn says and lets Emma take her turn to talk.

Emma nods. "That's right. The Online Urban Dictionary defines a diva as 'a fierce, often temperamental singer who comes correct. She is not a trick-ass ho and she does not sweat da haterz.'"

Jake sighs. "Great, so I guess the guys are screwed this week."

Blaine scoffs. "Um... Guys can be divas."

Emma nods. "That's right, we all have inner divas. I myself have been considered quite a diva at many a local restaurant because I know what I want and I will send a dish back."

"You all might as well just quit while you're ahead because there are only two ways to spell Unique, and one of them is. D-I-V-A... Diva. M'kay? Shanté, I stay, and it will be brought, dished out, and served and mopped up by the time you even pick out a wig. Looking at you, clocking that sadness." Unique states.

"I have more diva in my little finger than you have in your whole angry inch, Wade-Unique." Tina challenges.

"Tina, you've kind of been talking some ridiculous trash for months, unchallenged, and that stops now." Marley says.

"Listen, guys can be divas." Blaine reiterates.

Brittany smiles. "You guys, I'm going to win Diva Week. And do you know how I know that? It's because..."

Blaine, Tina, Brittany and Unique perform Beyoncé's 'Diva.'

As they perform on the auditorium stage, they're all dressed in different diva outfits.

[Diva by Blaine, Tina, Brittany and Unique]

The performance ends, and it turns out it was more of a fantasy than anything.

"And that is how I made the manager cry at the Cheesecake Factory... by being a diva. Yay, divas." Emma finishes.

/ / /

Blaine sneezes and Tina presents him with something.

"Here, I put together a little cold buster kit for you." Tina says.

Blains smiles. "Cool, uh, how did you know?"

"Your nose was red yesterday. Start off with cough drops, then two packs of vitamin C, a cup of my homemade Chinese chicken soup, and finish with my secret weapon... nighttime cold medicine." Tina instructs.

Blaine talks with a nasally voice. "Aw, thank you. I really appreciate this. It's gonna have me feeling better in no time, except for maybe the nighttime cold medicine."

"Why? It's amazing." Tina tells.

Blaine shrugs. "Just makes me really sleepy and woozy, which is something I can't afford to be right now, not with Diva Week in full swing. I want to be able to prove that men can be divas, too, which is why I'm gonna give them a full dose of some Freddie Mercury... just to show how the boys can really bring some diva attitude." He explains.

Tina smiles. "Mr. Anderson, you find new ways to inspire me every day."

Blaine smiles gratefully. "Aw. Thanks, Tina."

/ / /

Blaine performs Queen's 'Don't Stop Me Now,' which Angie will admit is an incredible performance!

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