PLEASE READ THIS. ITS IMPORTANT.
You're about to enter uncharted territory known as my mind. What goes on in there is not for the faint hearted.
This book is purely my own personal opinion. If I in some way offend you, just let me know. I apologise in advance, just in case.
At the same time though, try not to be offended if I don't agree with exactly what you say. I'm open to all ideas, so comment what you think on whatever the topic is!
I'm typing this as if I'm speaking, and when I speak, I curse. A lot. So if you don't like a potty mouth, kindly exit that way. *points to imaginary door*
I'm gonna rant about whatever comes to mind, so if it seems kinda random, that's because it's just whatever popped in my head. So, yeah. It's pretty random.
I'm sure that some of the stuff that I rant about has already been ranted about fifty times, but bear with me and let me have a say. Thanks!
Feel free to comment whatever comes to your mind while you read, because that's what I do. And while you're traveling through my mind, you might as well act like it does, haha.
Enjoy! Or don't. It's a book, not a cop. Haha, see what I did there? The Simpsons? XD I know, that sucked. Whatever.
While I'm kinda on the subject, I also make references. A LOT. That's what most of my comments are, oops. Just a warning. They'll come from everywhere. Songs, movies, books, YouTube, Vine, a picture I've seen, etc. You've been warned.
Proceed, brave explorer.
YOU ARE READING
The Book of Random
RandomR ats A rtichokes N eil D emons O ligarchy M adness N argles E nchiladas S ummer S linkies (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°Д°）╯︵ /(.□ . \) "That wasn't very nice. Put that table back!" ┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) And yes, that's a horse.
