Boku No Hero Academia The Musical: Act 2

BLUE

I hate this song so m u c h
-Liz
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deku's pov

I walk to the cemetery where kacchan is "buried" and see a car parked next to the stone. I freaking have to come save my friend from fake date rape I guess. I walk over to the door and knock. Denki grabs the handle and cranks it then the window rolls down. Weird system but ok....

"What's going on?" I ask him.

"we came out here to pour some booze on Katsuki's grave but Sero and aoyama drank all of it. Eijiro went off with aoyama then sero started grabbing me and wouldn't stop" fuc-freaking hell.

"So you got out of date rape...by volunteering me...for date rape?"

"EXACTLY" this little-

"HEYYYYYYYY IZUKU" Sero, crap. I look over right as he passes out on the ground.

"Ew I said I'm done," Kiri says while dragging Aoyama in behind him.

"Aww don't be like that you're causing physical pain in my lower area" Kiri walks over and gets into the car.

"It's science I need relief" ewwwwww no go awayyyyyyy

[SERO:]
Heyyyyy, 'Izuku

Fake Sero throws himself at me and I push him away.

[IZUKU:]
Eww. You got a left hand: Use it

[AOYAMA:]
Don't talk mean like that

[SERO:]
You'll hurt their feelings
You make my balls so blue

What?

[AOYAMA:]
You hurt them badly

The

SERO:]
You make my balls so blue

FRICK

[AOYAMA:]
They're hangin' sadly

HAS THE BRAT LOST HIS MIND?!?

SERO:]
What did they do to you
That you hate them so?

[AOYAMA:]
Don't run from me
They're all beat up

They're both getting very handsy....

[BOTH:]
Like a tackling dummy!

Stop touching me

[AOYAMA:]
They long for your embrace!

Go away

[SERO:]
They're warm like mittens!

AOYAMA:]
They'll curl up on your face

[SERO:]
And purr like kittens!

[AOYAMA:]
You make my balls so blue!

[BOTH:]
Just look at them glow...

[SERO:]
They're beggin' you!

[BOTH:]
Don't make my balls so blue

I pry both of them off and run to the car.

[IZUKU:]
Eijiro...? Denki...? Open the door

[E & D:]
Oh no, oh no no no!

Bitches....

[IZUKU:]
Open the door!

[E & D:]
Oh no, oh no no no!

Damn it

[AOYAMA:]
You make my balls so blue
So please say hello!

[SERO:]
Hold 'em!