Chapter 13 - Legends of To-Meow-Meow

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3rd Person POV

"Constantine did it." Charlie says. "He changed the timeline back in New Orleans. He saved old Dez." Zari-Cat meows. "Unfortunately, I have no idea why you're a cat, Z. Or you're a bunny..." She says, looking at Brooklyn and Maddie in bunny form. Bunny-Brooke huffs. "Oh, quit your whinging. I know it's a pretty raw deal for you three. Especially 'cause... Well, who knows what they put in animal food. On the plus side you three are cute as hell." Charlie squats in front of the three animals so she is eye level with them. "Z, B, baby M, it has been an experience. Now, I'm gonna set the autopilot to take you back to the Waverider, but first we're gonna drop me off somewhere fabulous."

Charlie takes control of the jump ship and flies

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The Custodians of the Chronology...starring everyone's favorite legends

"Man, Garima is gonna flip when she hears we met Marilyn Monroe." Ray exclaims as him and Nate walk into the waverider's cargo bay

"Do you think a murderous alien queen that sprang to life from Mick's fantasies is into Marilyn?" Nate asks

"Yes." Mick says, walking in

"Hmm." Nate shrugs

The three leave the cargo bay and in creeps Charlie

"What is up with these guys?" Charlie mumbles to herself

Charlie walks through the hallway

Ray, Mick, Garima, and Nate walk into the parlor

"Gideon, any messages while we were gone?" Nate asks

"You missed calls from Barry Allen, Oliver Queen, and Kara Zor-El." Gideon announces

"Sounds like the annual crossover." Ray says

"Yeah, that's gonna be a hard pass." Nate says. "Did I tell you Oliver owes me money?"

Charlie walks through the hallways

The sound of a cat meowing catches her attention

Charlie walks into the library where Zari-Cat and Bunny-Brooke were on the desk. Bunny-Maddie rests asleep on top of Bunny-Brooke

"Oh, Zari. Brooklyn." Charlie greets them. "Well, I'm glad to see that you made it back to the ship okay." Zari-Cat hisses. "Okay, I hear you. You're still mad at me. Listen, I really need your guys' help." Zari-Cat and Bunny-Brooke share a look before Zari-Cat meows. "All right, yeah, I can see that being animals is your main concern right now, but I still don't know why you're an animal."

"Ms. Tomaz, Miss Cooper, and Miss Madelyn were turned into animals during the team's encounter with a Fairy Godmother." Gideon tells Charlie in hologram human form

"Whoa, Gideon, your latest upgrade, smoking." Charlie says

"Thank you, Miss Jiwe." Gideon says

"Amaya Jiwe, yup, that's me." Charlie says

"And may I say your new upgrade and accent are also smoking." Gideon tells her

"Oh, yeah." Charlie says. "You know, I'm just trying something out."

Zari-Cat meows as Bunny-Brooke flips her ears, both in attempts to get Charlie's attention

"Yeah, okay, one last question." Charlie says to Gideon, noticing her friends' signals. "Why are the Legends homicidal w*nk*rs now?"

"If you're referring to the Custodians of the Chronology, their policy towards magical creatures has been shoot on sight since their disastrous encounter at Woodstock." Gideon says

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