A Little Ambrosia For Your Day (Percabeth One-Shots)

Hotter than Harry Styles (and 1k Reads??)

A/N (The picture seems quite accurate.)

NO WAY.

We did not just hit 1k!

Thank you so much to everyone who has read my story and supported me so far; I know 1k doesn't sound like a lot, but it means a lot to me ◡̈

Thank you guys so much for actually reading my horrible writing; I can't believe this <3

To celebrate 1k, here's another update!

Warning: It's gonna be a dialogue piece, but it's still gonna be cute 🥰

(I hope.)

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"Open the door, Percy!"

"NEVER!"

"Oh my gosh... stop being such an idiot!"

"NO!"

"Percy, I didn't even do anything."

"Exactly! It's what you didn't do that hurt me."

"Percy, I'm not doing it."

"Suit yourself. I'll just lock myself in here until the end of time."

"Gosh, you're such a drama queen, you know that?"

"Yup."

"Okay, fine! I'll say it; just come out!"

"Okay! Yes?"

"Don't give me that cheeky grin, loser."

"What does cheeky mean? Are you talking about my upstairs cheeks or my downstairs cheeks? Because both of them are mighty fine, babe. You should know; you've seen-"

"Ew, oh my gosh-"

"Never mind! Sorry I asked, I hate when you get all 'vocabulary geek' and 'Karen' on me."

"I'm so not a geek! Or a Karen!"

"Being a cute pouter doesn't change the fact, baby."

"Whatever."

"Hey, don't huff at me. I mean you can huff, you still look adorable, you know that?"

"Smothering me with compliments won't make me less mad at you."

"Annabeth! Quit changing the subject. I came out here for a reason..."

"No. I'm not saying it."

"Really?"

"I swear to the gods, how do you lift your eyebrow like that?"

"It's a talent, babe. Now, what were you going to tell me?"

"Nothing."

"Wise Girl?"

"Fine. Put your phone away, Percy."

"Aw man, I was gonna record you... fine, fine. Don't give me that glare, woman. Sheesh, someone's crabby."

"Shut up, Seaweed Brain."

"Just say it! It's really not that hard; I tell you things like this every day."

"I do too! You just never remember, and you just want me to be extremely specific."

"Just do it. And smile, you don't have to look so pained."

"But I am pained!"

"Ouch."

"ARGH! Percy Jackson, you are hotter than Dwayne Johnson, Channing Tatum, and Zac Efron COMBINED."

"FINALLY! See, it wasn't that hard. I am your boyfriend after all."