Out With The Old, In With The New

The New Agent

Disclaimer: I don't own Phineas and Ferb, but Isabella and Emma own their hearts...

It was the next morning, and everyone was in a good mood, even Perry. Both of the boys that he loved dearly had found someone to love and he was excited for them.

Today was his day off, so he planned on seeing what the boys were up to today, but his plans quickly changed when his watch buzzed. He rolled his eyes, wondering what plan Doofenschmirtz was up to today. He thought he had made it clear that he wanted a day off, but evil never rests, he guessed.

"Good morning, Agent P. Sorry to bug you on your day off, but we have a new agent that just transferred here from Alabama and we need you to give her a brief training. Her name is Agent Schnauzer or Agent S. Get down here ASAP." Major Monogram said.

Oh, great, another rookie. They hire way too many agents, but I guess we needed an S at this location. As long as she doesn't tag along on my mission, I'll be okay, he thought.

Perry grabbed his hat and snuck into the laundry room, where there was a secret tunnel inside the washing machine. He got into the machine and pressed the button, but then quickly regretted his decision as he got soaked and remembered it was in the dryer, not the washing machine. He grabbed onto the door and swung into the dryer and quickly dried himself off, then went down the tunnel.

"What happened to you, Blueberry?" a female voice called from beside his chair. He looked over and saw a black and silver schnauzer.

He angrily chattered.

"Whoa, no need to get snappy, Ducky." she laughed and looked to the screen for instruction.

Perry looked annoyingly at Major Monogram and he could see the salty look on his face.

"Now, Agent P, she's already got experience, she just needs you to show her how to use the equipment here. She's got her own nemesis and everything, and you won't have to see her for that long."

"Hey! I'm not that bad!" she yipped. "Pear Bear's got a bad attitude. He'd like me if he wasn't so uptight."

Perry looked at her with a look that said, call me a stupid name one more time and I won't be the only thing that's blue. And black.

Agent S looked up at Major Monogram with puppy dog eyes, and his heart melted.

"Aww, is the mean platypus being a jerk? Get yourself together, Agent P! Just hurry and get it over with."

Perry hopped out of the chair unsatisfied and she followed him.

"Good morning, Perry, I thought I'd introduce myself. Name's Crimson, but people call me Crim. Use that information however you want, Agent."

He looked at her and chattered good morning.

"Wake up on the wrong side of the bed, huh? It's all good, at least you didn't have to sleep in the doghouse last night for throwing up on the carpet. I'm telling you, babies have it in for us. They give us food and it makes us barf. They're pretty darn cute though." she chuckled.

Perry was a little less annoyed with the new agent now that she wasn't calling him names, but she sure did talk a lot. Must be a schnauzer thing, Agent Pinky didn't talk at all, just shivered.

He showed her how to work the hovercar and a few other tools but it didn't take too long. She was all geared up and ready to go, and he was ready to get back to his family, but as he was about to leave, the screen turned back on.

"Oh, good, Agent P, you're still here. Turns out you do have a mission today, Doofenschmirtz has been buying a ton of random leftover parts from the end of other people's furniture. We need you to go check it out and stop him from whatever he's doing. Good luck, Agent P."