Hermitcraft S7 Oneshots

Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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Iskall: Yo G, are you in love with Mumbo?

Grian: sweating uh, no?

Iskall: Then why are you writing G + M everywhere?

Grian: It stands for Great Mates.

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Mumbo: I did the dumb stuff

Grian: I filmed the dumb stuff

Doc: I saw the dumb stuff

Iskall: I laughed at the dumb stuff

Keralis: I joined in on the dumb stuff

EX: I started the dumb stuff

X: I TRIED TO STOP YOU IDIOTS FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF

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Grian: Places TNT and holds redstone torch

Mumbo: GRIAN NO

Grian: GRIAN YES

Hermits: GRIAN NO

Grian: GRIAN YES

Literally everyone in the world: GRIAN NO

Grian yelling: GRIAN YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

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Scar: For safety reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burgular

Zed and Tango: Sure

Impulse: Give me all your diamonds if you don't want your brain's splattered on your walls

Zed: Bold of you to assume I have diamonds

Tango: Bold of you to assume I want to live

Grian barges in while stealing Scar's door: Bold of you to assume that this is my house

Scar: OI THATS MY DOOR

Grian: Welp, I'll take that as my leave

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[Grian joined the server]

[MumboJumbo left the server]

[DocM77 left the server]

[XisumaVoid left the server]

[BDoubleO100 left the server]

[FalseSymmetry left the server]

[ZombieCleo left the server]

[StressMonster101 left the server]

[Keralis left the server]

[Iskall85 left the server]

[GoodTimesWithScar left the server]

[CubFan135 left the server]

[EthosLab left the server]

[iJevin left the server]

[VintageBeef left the server]

[XbCrafted left the server]

[ImpulseSV left the server]

[TangoTek left the server]

[ZedaphPlays left the server]

[RenDog left the server]

[Welsknight left the server]

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[New hermit joined the server]

Grian: Finally, new fish to catch in the Hermit seas

[XisumaVoid: Welcome New hermit, beware of Grian, avoid him like a plague]

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Scar: Grian, I told you not to burn the house down and what did you do?

Grian: I made you dinner.

Scar: Aaaaaaaaand??

Grian: I burnt half the house down, not all of it, but half of it.

Scar:....

Grian: What? You told me not to burn down the house, so I burnt half of it.

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Mumbo, Iskall and Joe: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS SO QUIET TODAY

Cleo: I'm teaching

Grian: I'm learing

Mumbo, Iskall and Joe: What....?

Cleo: I'm teaching how to make a clean kill unnoticed

Grian: I'm learning how to make clean stabs and how to hide bodies

Mumbo, Iskall and Joe: WHAT!?!?!? CLEO YOU IDIOT!

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Sorry for the late update, I'm currently trying my hardest to not fail English miserably. And also, please, please, PLEASE give me ideas because I'm running out of them.

- Bred Boi