Paintball Deer Hunter

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Jesse slept in his bed quite happily. Then he heard a helicopter flying over the shack and burst awake, hitting his head on the top bunk.

"URGH! OW! That's it! I'm getting ear plugs!" he yelled and jumped down to get his clothes on.

He then avoided Owen landing on him.

"Woah. Watch the landing dude. You almost squashed me." Jesse exclaimed.

"Sorry. I just hope Chef's serving that yummy bacon." Owen said, licking his lips.

"Bacon? Chef doesn't serve bacon." Jesse explained.

"Then what do you call that crunchy red meaty stuff?" Owen defended.

Jesse rolled his eyes.

"Dude. Those are burnt prawns." Jesse said but gave up. Owen would eat anything. He did that so far.

*

Jesse walked outside and after seeing a long line of the girls at the bathroom door, Gwen walked up to him clutching her crotch like the rest of them.

"What... is going on?" he asked.

"Jesse. Heather's in there and I'm going lumberjack style. And... Can you... keep watch?" she asked, a bit nervous and red.

Jesse then turned red.

"OH! Uh... okay. If you say so."

/"So far, this little offer of Gwen's is weirder than all of the challenges we've faced, including those puppets and last week's marshmallow ceremony."/ (Jesse)

Jesse squatted at a tree while Gwen was in the woods hidden by a bush.

"And don't-"

"Think about peeking. I know. I'm not a pervert like Cody, Gwen. You can trust me." he reassured.

Gwen slightly smiled but then something else entered her mind.

"Um... Jesse?" she asked.

"What?"

"Can you... close your ears?" she asked.

"(Sigh) I'll put in my earpods." Jesse then pulled them out and selected a song quickly. He found Dynoro - In My Mind | Male Version

The music in his head was distracting to say the least. This was definitely something Jesse never thought he'd do. And he'd probably try to forget for the rest of his life. Then he got a tap on his shoulder.

"Done." said Gwen.

"Oh. That was quick. Don't expect me to do this again, btw." Jesse said as he got up.

"Don't worry. This is probably the last time Heather will do anything stupid in the bathroom. And I'll make sure of it." said Gwen.

"What'd you plan to do?" asked Jesse, smiling curiosity.

"I plan to put a turd in her pillow." she said.

"Ooof. you're gonna need rubber gloves, a mask and a shower when you're done!" Jesse commented.

"And it won't be mine. It''ll be Owen's." she added.

"Yeah, he probably would have ridiculously huge turds." Jesse commented.

Then the loudspeaker started.

"I hope you're ready for the most challenging challenge yet! Breakfast in three minutes at the campfire pit." Chris announced.

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